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Vampire Spice

Hello, ladies. Look at your vam­pire, now back to me, now back at your vam­pire, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if you stopped read­ing stor­ies about airy fairy vam­pires and switched to Hell­sing, he could be as awe­some as. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re watch­ing an anime about the vam­pire your vam­pire could be like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an dvd of the awe­some Hell­sing series. Look again, Hell­sing is now Ulti­mate! Any­thing is pos­sible when your man is a proper vam­pire like and not some sparkly vam­pire. I’m now a whale.

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32 Comments

  1. luffyluffy
    Posted August 1, 2010 at 12:29 am | Permalink

    Give me your babies.

    • vucubcaquix
      Posted August 1, 2010 at 12:55 am | Permalink

      Luffy, is it just me, or have your com­ments got­ten pro­gress­ively more surreal?

      • luffyluffy
        Posted August 1, 2010 at 12:59 am | Permalink

        Define sur­real?

      • vucubcaquix
        Posted August 1, 2010 at 3:51 am | Permalink

        Chocol­atey and marshmallowey.

      • luffyluffy
        Posted August 1, 2010 at 4:28 am | Permalink

        Is it ironic that I had smores about 20 minutes before I read this comment?

      • Scamp
        Posted August 1, 2010 at 11:12 pm | Permalink

        Nah, this is fairly nor­mal beha­viour for luffy

      • luffyluffy
        Posted August 2, 2010 at 12:14 am | Permalink

        Damn straight

  2. Posted August 1, 2010 at 1:32 am | Permalink

    Look at your meme, now back to me, now back at your meme, now back to me. Sadly, it isn’t me, but if you stopped repeat­ing lame gaijin 4koma memes and switched to Old Spice, it could be as awe­some as me.

    • Scamp
      Posted August 1, 2010 at 11:15 pm | Permalink

      Look at your com­ment, now back to me, now back to your com­ment, now back to me. Sadly, it isn’t me, but if you stopped using reg­u­lar writ­ing and switched to ital­ics it could look like it’s me

  3. Posted August 1, 2010 at 2:17 am | Permalink

    I think I just died a little from how awe­some this was. Please do tell me where you found that last picture.

    Also this review is so true it hurts.

  4. Posted August 1, 2010 at 4:26 am | Permalink

    This is why we love you Scamp. Why you have rabid fangirls com­ment­ing on your posts, ask­ing for your small chil­dren. ;D

    Also, “a whale wear­ing Alucard’s hat” is the best tag ever.

    • luffyluffy
      Posted August 1, 2010 at 4:44 am | Permalink

      I think it’s cuz he’s British.

      • luffyluffy
        Posted August 1, 2010 at 4:47 am | Permalink

        *Irish

    • Scamp
      Posted August 1, 2010 at 11:17 pm | Permalink

      Leave my chil­dren alone! They have feel­ings too you know

  5. Posted August 1, 2010 at 5:50 am | Permalink

    why whale lol? XDD

  6. Posted August 1, 2010 at 6:09 am | Permalink

    .….wat.

    appar­ently i don’t watch enough tele­vi­sion ;x

  7. blissfullynaive
    Posted August 1, 2010 at 6:47 am | Permalink

    Why is this so awe­some, dammit.

  8. blogger
    Posted August 1, 2010 at 11:05 am | Permalink

    That. Is. Just. Epic.

  9. Posted August 1, 2010 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    Wahahahaha~ A+

  10. Posted August 1, 2010 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    All vam­pires really should aspire to be as awe­some as Alucard!

    :lol: Really lov­ing this Old Spice meme at the moment, also excel­lent use for the whale wear­ing Alucard’s hat picture!

    • Scamp
      Posted August 1, 2010 at 11:36 pm | Permalink

      I shall use that pic­ture at every oppor­tun­ity. Unfor­tu­nately, that oppor­tun­ity doesn’t come around that often. I need to write about Hell­sing more. And maybe mar­ine life too

  11. Posted August 1, 2010 at 11:26 pm | Permalink

    I’ve seen the com­mer­cials, but don’t under­stand the meme? I just enjoy the qual­ity that it looks like it was writ­ten by a drunk person.

    • Scamp
      Posted August 1, 2010 at 11:38 pm | Permalink

      It’s a filler post because I’m on hol­i­day. Which is also why the monthly roundup has no pic­tures. Because I’m walk­ing on beaches and other such stuff. But nope, I want to bring you guys qual­ity posts! And by qual­ity I mean posts that look like I wrote while Iwas drunk :)

  12. Posted August 2, 2010 at 4:02 pm | Permalink

    I see Baka-Whaletor has star­ted his cam­paign a year a nine months early. Now, we just need the blog, the You­Tube vids and then the Tour­ney vid.

    I pre­dict a sea-slide victory.

    • Scamp
      Posted August 2, 2010 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

      Look at your feed reader, now back to mine, now back to your feed reader, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn’t mine, but if you stopped read­ing girly yuri blogs and switched to Baka-Whaletor it could read like it’s mine

  13. EurydiceQ
    Posted August 2, 2010 at 7:29 pm | Permalink

    hahaha totally inspired to check out Hell­sing now ;)

    • Scamp
      Posted August 2, 2010 at 8:11 pm | Permalink

      Finally someone!

      Ser­i­ously guys. I gave you a pic­ture of a whale wear­ing Alu­cards hat. Did you not get the hint that you should maybe give Hell­sing a shot?

  14. Posted August 4, 2010 at 4:18 am | Permalink

    Now this is what I want to come home to after vaca­tion. I’m also going to give Hell­sing a shot. I have a feel­ing I’m going to be VERY dis­ap­poin­ted when I don’t see a whale wear­ing a hat in it.

    (That’s twice you’ve used the whale pic­ture now though!)

  15. Duelit
    Posted August 4, 2010 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    Win :D

  16. Duelit
    Posted August 4, 2010 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    BTW When was I a girl?

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