32 CommentsHopefully Humorous / By Scamp /

Vampire Spice

Hello, ladies. Look at your vampire, now back to me, now back at your vampire, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if you stopped reading stories about airy fairy vampires and switched to Hellsing, he could be as awesome as. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re watching an anime about the vampire your vampire could be like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an dvd of the awesome Hellsing series. Look again, Hellsing is now Ultimate! Anything is possible when your man is a proper vampire like and not some sparkly vampire. I’m now a whale.

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32 Comments

  1. luffyluffy
    Posted August 1, 2010 at 12:29 am | Permalink

    Give me your babies.

    • vucubcaquix
      Posted August 1, 2010 at 12:55 am | Permalink

      Luffy, is it just me, or have your comments gotten progressively more surreal?

      • luffyluffy
        Posted August 1, 2010 at 12:59 am | Permalink

        Define surreal?

      • vucubcaquix
        Posted August 1, 2010 at 3:51 am | Permalink

        Chocolatey and marshmallowey.

      • luffyluffy
        Posted August 1, 2010 at 4:28 am | Permalink

        Is it ironic that I had smores about 20 minutes before I read this comment?

      • Scamp
        Posted August 1, 2010 at 11:12 pm | Permalink

        Nah, this is fairly normal behaviour for luffy

      • luffyluffy
        Posted August 2, 2010 at 12:14 am | Permalink

        Damn straight

  2. Posted August 1, 2010 at 1:32 am | Permalink

    Look at your meme, now back to me, now back at your meme, now back to me. Sadly, it isn’t me, but if you stopped repeating lame gaijin 4koma memes and switched to Old Spice, it could be as awesome as me.

    • Scamp
      Posted August 1, 2010 at 11:15 pm | Permalink

      Look at your comment, now back to me, now back to your comment, now back to me. Sadly, it isn’t me, but if you stopped using regular writing and switched to italics it could look like it’s me

  3. Posted August 1, 2010 at 2:17 am | Permalink

    I think I just died a little from how awesome this was. Please do tell me where you found that last picture.

    Also this review is so true it hurts.

  4. Posted August 1, 2010 at 4:26 am | Permalink

    This is why we love you Scamp. Why you have rabid fangirls commenting on your posts, asking for your small children. ;D

    Also, “a whale wearing Alucard’s hat” is the best tag ever.

    • luffyluffy
      Posted August 1, 2010 at 4:44 am | Permalink

      I think it’s cuz he’s British.

      • luffyluffy
        Posted August 1, 2010 at 4:47 am | Permalink

        *Irish

    • Scamp
      Posted August 1, 2010 at 11:17 pm | Permalink

      Leave my children alone! They have feelings too you know

  5. Posted August 1, 2010 at 5:50 am | Permalink

    why whale lol? XDD

  6. Posted August 1, 2010 at 6:09 am | Permalink

    …..wat.

    apparently i don’t watch enough television ;x

  7. blissfullynaive
    Posted August 1, 2010 at 6:47 am | Permalink

    Why is this so awesome, dammit.

  8. blogger
    Posted August 1, 2010 at 11:05 am | Permalink

    That. Is. Just. Epic.

  9. Posted August 1, 2010 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    Wahahahaha~ A+

  10. Posted August 1, 2010 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    All vampires really should aspire to be as awesome as Alucard!

    :lol: Really loving this Old Spice meme at the moment, also excellent use for the whale wearing Alucard’s hat picture!

    • Scamp
      Posted August 1, 2010 at 11:36 pm | Permalink

      I shall use that picture at every opportunity. Unfortunately, that opportunity doesn’t come around that often. I need to write about Hellsing more. And maybe marine life too

  11. Posted August 1, 2010 at 11:26 pm | Permalink

    I’ve seen the commercials, but don’t understand the meme? I just enjoy the quality that it looks like it was written by a drunk person.

    • Scamp
      Posted August 1, 2010 at 11:38 pm | Permalink

      It’s a filler post because I’m on holiday. Which is also why the monthly roundup has no pictures. Because I’m walking on beaches and other such stuff. But nope, I want to bring you guys quality posts! And by quality I mean posts that look like I wrote while Iwas drunk :)

  12. Posted August 2, 2010 at 4:02 pm | Permalink

    I see Baka-Whaletor has started his campaign a year a nine months early. Now, we just need the blog, the YouTube vids and then the Tourney vid.

    I predict a sea-slide victory.

    • Scamp
      Posted August 2, 2010 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

      Look at your feed reader, now back to mine, now back to your feed reader, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn’t mine, but if you stopped reading girly yuri blogs and switched to Baka-Whaletor it could read like it’s mine

  13. EurydiceQ
    Posted August 2, 2010 at 7:29 pm | Permalink

    hahaha totally inspired to check out Hellsing now ;)

    • Scamp
      Posted August 2, 2010 at 8:11 pm | Permalink

      Finally someone!

      Seriously guys. I gave you a picture of a whale wearing Alucards hat. Did you not get the hint that you should maybe give Hellsing a shot?

  14. Posted August 4, 2010 at 4:18 am | Permalink

    Now this is what I want to come home to after vacation. I’m also going to give Hellsing a shot. I have a feeling I’m going to be VERY disappointed when I don’t see a whale wearing a hat in it.

    (That’s twice you’ve used the whale picture now though!)

  15. Duelit
    Posted August 4, 2010 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    Win :D

  16. Duelit
    Posted August 4, 2010 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    BTW When was I a girl?

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