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The Tsundere Cook

I recently star­ted my second year at uni­ver­sity. Last year I lived in catered accom­mod­a­tion. The only times I had to scour the waste­lands for susten­ance was lunch­times and Sundays. Lunch­time I gen­er­ally just ate homemade sand­wiches while Sundays I was lazy and got takeaway. This year I’m liv­ing in a ren­ted house with 4 other friends, which meant I had to actu­ally cook for myself. My assump­tion was that we would take it in turns to cook for each other and spent some time over the sum­mer try­ing to learn more recipes bey­ond my cur­rent single recipe of ‘Bland Pasta’. How­ever every­one else decided that they would all cook for them­selves. I thought this would end in dis­aster because we’d all be get­ting in each other’s way at din­ner time, but that hasn’t been the case.

Because none of them ‘cook’.

Oh sure, they make food. It’s not like they order take out or starve them­selves. But they cer­tainly don’t cook in the way I assumed they would. It’s all instant food that you bung in the microwave or other lazy cre­ations. To give you some examples. One girl ate for din­ner last nights takeaway rice with ketchup. The Singa­por­ean guy only seems to eat instant noodles. The other girl actu­ally made pasta the other day, but the sauce was some instant Dol­mio non­sense. The final guy had pasta with baked beans. The sight of one of them cut­ting an onion, as I saw the first day we were there, has become a non-existent sight.

I am baffled by this. What strikes me as weird is how all of them are health con­cious in their own ways. The two guys go for jogs fre­quently. The girls are con­stantly talk­ing about how much cal­or­ies food­types have. And yet they eat instant crap while I, the guy who couldn’t tell a cal­orie from a cadillac, is mak­ing everything from base ingredi­ents. It’s not like they don’t have time either. They spend as much time goof­ing off on their laptops as I do. It’s just part of their psyche to think like that. Well, I should prob­ably say that it’s part of my psyche to not think like that, because I’m clearly the odd one out here.

I never owned a microwave. That explains an awful lot when it comes to this post. My par­ents refused to buy one and cooked everything from basic ingredi­ents, fre­quently try­ing to top each other when it came to cook­ing and it was fuck­ing glor­i­ous. They once joked that the reason they always made nice food so we would never want to leave home. It didn’t have quite that effect (I love you very much, mum and dad, but I needed to get out of that bloody coun­try as soon as I was old enough.) But it has left me intol­er­ant of instant meals on a reg­u­lar basis. This has led me to cook­ing for myself every single day at uni­ver­sity. And I love it. Don’t ask me why I seem to like sear­ing animal car­casses and pour­ing dried, scen­ted leaves over shaped, unleavened dough. I just do. I’m still very much a new­bie at this, but I am eager to learn.

But as I find myself por­ing over what’s the per­fect amount of soy sauce to add to my stir fry, oth­ers stomp lazilly into the kit­chen to stick on a kettle and take out even more instant noodles. While I’m won­der­ing whether that guy on the cook­ing forum who said “you can never have too much ginger” ever added as much as I appear to have just added, one of my house­mates behind inquires me as to whether I think a fish fin­ger sand­wich would be tasty. There’s a bit of sad­istic glee from me devour­ing my deli­cious meals while the oth­ers eat their crap, but that’s a short lived feel­ing. Because super­mar­kets always sell food in pack­ets that are meant to serve more than one person.

I love to enter­tain. It’s what drives me through pretty much everything I do and every activ­ity I par­take in. This blog is the greatest sym­bol of that. If all I wanted was to share my feel­ings on anime (which is why I ori­gin­ally star­ted blog­ging) I would have quit by now. Twit­ter gives me all I need in that aspect. What really drives me is the need to enter­tain. Thing is, ‘enter­tain’ is a very broad concept. There are very many ways to enter­tain people. Cook­ing for them hap­pens to be one way of enter­tain­ing. You’re bring­ing that extra bit of enjoy­ment into their lives by some­thing of your own cre­ation. Noth­ing on earth gives me more pleas­ure than that.

The other day I cooked too much food. This wasn’t an acci­dent. You can’t make two Chicken Kiev’s ‘by acci­dent’. As I was there in the kit­chen, search­ing around for the per­fect bowl to mash pota­toes in (prob­lem with mov­ing into a new house is you never real­ise what appli­ances you need to buy until it’s too late. I still don’t have a bloody wok), one of my house­mates stormed in with a flustered look on her face, pan­ick­ing that she had to make din­ner and have a shower and all sorts of awful stuff before she went out.

Hey, do you want some of what I’m mak­ing? It’s chicken kiev”

Oh really? You sure?”

If you want, i-i-i-it’s not like I made it for you or any­thing. I just happened to make too much”

Thank you so much Scamp!”

That made me much hap­pier than I ever thought it would.

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82 Comments

  1. Posted October 20, 2010 at 12:43 pm | Permalink

    I like when blog­gers tell me about their real selves. And on aver­age, I get the most com­ments and views on my Per­sonal Notes, so I guess other people feel the same? But it’s a bal­ance– I know for a fact that you’re a crazy sub­cul­ture fiend like the rest of us, which is what makes moments like these all the more charming.

    Liked the story. :) And really, Chicken Kiev, you amaz­ing, gor­geous man! That’s brilliant!

    • Scamp
      Posted October 21, 2010 at 6:12 pm | Permalink

      I try to keep away from per­sonal notes because that isn’t what this blog is about. But I just happened to like this story and felt like stick­ing it up. Too much though, and you stop being an anime blog. As you said, it’s a balance

  2. Posted October 20, 2010 at 1:02 pm | Permalink

    I think the most inter­est­ing part is your par­ents not want­ing you to leave the coun­try. I guess that’s more my back­ground that makes me inter­ested in in. Any­way, I do own a microwave because when I do actu­ally cook some­thing I make mul­tiple servings of it. I also do eat microwave meals at work for lunch, but that’s just so I can keep a run­ning total on cal­or­ies for the day dur­ing the week. Chicken Kiev is going to have to be some­thing I try to make now.

    • Scamp
      Posted October 21, 2010 at 6:17 pm | Permalink

      Well my par­ents also said they’d start char­ging me rent if I was still liv­ing at home after uni­ver­sity so =|

  3. Posted October 20, 2010 at 1:12 pm | Permalink

    Hav­ing someone eat food that you made will always be a pleas­ure of mine as well. Even if it’s as some­thing simple as Apple pie or elab­or­ate as a whole thanks­giv­ing or x-mas din­ner that you slaved over for a day+

    I really liked your story about your par­ents one uping each other on din­ners. I can just ima­gine kit­chen sta­dium in your house and a fun announ­cer scream­ing every awe­some detail

    Food is OISHII!!!!

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 7:47 pm | Permalink

      Well they didn’t cook together at the same time. They were just really harsh crit­ics when the other per­son cooked. It didn’t help either of their self-esteem when I kept say­ing my favour­ite din­ner was from the pizza takeaway. But oh god was that pizza glor­i­ous. Every other takeaway pizza is nowhere near as good

  4. Posted October 20, 2010 at 1:53 pm | Permalink

    That’s the live of a col­lege student…most don’t know how to really cook. And in fact, I think we’re approach­ing a gen­er­a­tion where most house­holds will not have have a single per­son liv­ing within who knows how to really, con­sist­ently cook. My exper­i­ence with friends was that maybe about one out of four really cooked dur­ing col­lege; the rest ate out or ate very simple meals (myself included).

    One reason is that cook­ing isn’t a neces­sity in col­lege. We don’t treat ourselves very well dur­ing these years, which isn’t a sur­prise since we’re young enough and spry enough to live badly and not har­bor much con­sequence. For instance, it wasn’t until my wife and I had chil­dren that my wife sat down and really learned to be a good cook.

    Secondly, col­lege is a very selfish time in life. It’s all about us. So why waste our time cook­ing (when many don’t like it and most don’t have the patience for it) when we could be doing things that more meet our needs, like goof­ing off. This is how col­lege stu­dents act, even if they won’t admit it.

    Finally, it’s eas­ily and deli­cious to eat out. Many of us do so even though we know it’s not good for us. As you men­tion, there’s an hypo­crisy: we’re prob­ably as health–con­scious as ever, but maybe not as healthy as ever. Cook­ing takes patience and prac­tice; why work on that when you can just focus on work­ing out and look­ing good (and look­ing at oth­ers that look good) as part of being healthy? The answer’s obvi­ous, but hey, col­lege stu­dents aren’t always the most con­sist­ent people.

    Oh, and I like the con­nec­tion you made to enter­tain­ing. You remind me of my lifelong friend who I roomed with in col­lege. Like his dad, he loved to cook intric­ate meals and he often served us. It always brought a smile to his face to serve. I think he, like oth­ers I know, showed their love through food. Yum.

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 7:52 pm | Permalink

      More health con­scious but not as healthy? Heh, I like that, it’s rather pain­fully true.

      I guess the reason I cook is because I’m enjoy­ing it, so it doesn’t feel like a waste of time. Around 5–6 is when the inter­net is the slow­est in my house so it’s easier to spend that time cook­ing anyway

  5. Posted October 20, 2010 at 2:36 pm | Permalink

    I just star­ted attend­ing uni­ver­sity about a month ago and even if I can’t really cook any­thing at all (at the very least I’m on the road to over­com­ing my pyro­pho­bia), I’m still on the verge of just going to the weekly pro­duce mar­ket and steal­ing a pan from a friend in what will turn out hor­ribly. The pro­cessed food from the cafet­eria is well…what it is. It can’t be that hor­rible but it isn’t exactly tasty.

    It seems every time I cook some­thing edible it’s because I have no idea what I’m doing. Which is a prob­lem when I want to make it again but have no recol­lec­tion of which spices I threw in haphazardly.

    Also: Yes, you can have too much ginger. Like when the entire cap to the con­tainer falls off and a giant mound of ginger powder falls right into your pre­cious fried rice.

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 7:59 pm | Permalink

      Pro­tip: Learn 1 recipe at a time. You can cook instant other stuff, but learn to cook one recipe at a time. Like, start off learn­ing how to make a good pasta sauce. Then learn to make a stir fry. Gen­er­ally in Uni­ver­sity you end up cook­ing the same meal 2 days in a row because you have to eat the food. Plus, if you have a house that’s will­ing to com­munal cook, at least then you have the meal you are con­fid­ent in.

      Also, use the inter­net. Food.com has plenty of simple recipes

  6. karry
    Posted October 20, 2010 at 3:15 pm | Permalink

    Soooo, are you hav­ing 5P every night ?
    Also, how do your par­ents feel about betray­ing your people ?

    most house­holds will not have have a single per­son liv­ing within who knows how to really, con­sist­ently cook.”

    Thats just in USia. Nor­mal people live in other coun­tries, and do cook.

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 8:00 pm | Permalink

      My par­ents dis­owned me for leav­ing the coun­try. This is my let­ter of apology

  7. Posted October 20, 2010 at 4:02 pm | Permalink

    My assump­tion was that we would take it in turns to cook for each other“
    I find it almost funny how often this hap­pens and then turns to betray expectations.

    Instant foods actu­ally have lower cal­oric intake a lot of times than mak­ing it your­self, shock­ingly enough; prob­ably cause they cut corners on the ingredi­ents. It doesn’t digest as well though.

    As for house­holds with con­sist­ent cook­ing, it’s actu­ally get­ting pretty bad around the world. Well, too bad for them; but chicken kiev? that’s pretty ridicu­lous :P (I actu­ally think the instant ver­sion of that is pretty good).

    • Posted October 21, 2010 at 6:36 am | Permalink

      even though instant might have less cal­or­ies, they also con­tain near noth­ing of vit­am­ins and min­er­als ;( plus the sodium is prob­ably through the roof. MIT stu­dents have got­ten scurvy from just eat­ing instant noodles D:

      /end health nerdiness

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 8:06 pm | Permalink

      I guess the instant food com­pan­ies have less cal­or­ies because that’s what health con­scious people look for. They wouldn’t notice things like lack­ing vit­am­ins and so on

  8. Posted October 20, 2010 at 5:39 pm | Permalink

    I’m happy to have con­trib­uted to this post in some small way.

    Any­way, I usu­ally made very (I stress the very here) simple lunches for myself in col­lege, but as I got busier, I star­ted rely­ing more on eat­ing out on cam­pus … and of course my health went straight to hell. Ick.

    At least you have a sure­fire way to impress people — a good cook can win over anyone.

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 8:17 pm | Permalink

      You can see now why that pic­ture is per­fect for this post.

      btw I might give off the impres­sion that I’m a good cook, but I’m still very much a begin­ner so my din­ners are often not that well made at all. I make up for lack of skill with enthusiasm

  9. Hatsuyuki
    Posted October 20, 2010 at 6:12 pm | Permalink

    If you really acted all tsun­dere about it like that, you’re ador­able XD!

    I hon­estly wish I had the drive to cook for myself >_>. I still live at home, but I don’t have a mom and my dad has never even tried cook­ing, thus I fall into the cat­egory of a col­lege stu­dent that eats too much instant crap. Which never tastes very good… Hon­estly, I look for­ward to going over my friends houses just because it’s a guar­an­teed par­ental cooked meal XD. I really should learn to cook, though… Whenever I tried I failed so miser­ably at it that I just gave up, but I know that’s a hor­rible excuse as most people aren’t great at it on their first few tries lol.

    And gasp, you fled the coun­try? Where did you live before, if you don’t mind me ask­ing? I live in Amer­ica, and I really don’t want to live here forever. When I fin­ish school I’d like to go to Canada or Eng­land. Or Italy… if I can learn Italian… I’m minor­ing in Span­ish, so learn­ing Italian after that shouldn’t be too hard XD.

    Any­ways, sorry for ram­bling >.<;;.

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 8:31 pm | Permalink

      I’m going to find myself repeat­ing this a bit, but the abso­lute best thing to do is learn one recipe at a time. Get that one pretty much right and then move onto another

      I moved from Ire­land to Eng­land. It wasn’t leav­ing the coun­try that was the issue, it was leav­ing the com­munity I was in. Which pretty much meant I had to leave the coun­try because Ire­land is so small that I’d end up hav­ing to live at home

  10. fathomlessblue
    Posted October 20, 2010 at 6:40 pm | Permalink

    Sadly stu­dents who can cook nowadays seem a real rar­ity. I cer­tainly couldn’t when I star­ted Uni, it was only after being laughed at for three straight days about how I was going to get through a whole year on microwave meals that I real­ised I’d have to put some effort in — cue much dis­aster; few results!

    Even now, I still con­sider myself awful at cook­ing, my attempts at mak­ing sauces (pasta, curry etc) from base ingredi­ents still mostly end in dis­aster. I’m more likely to just admit defeat and just buy the tinned stuff at a super­mar­ket along with the neces­sary meat, veg etc. Man, I suck.

    It doesn’t help that the cook books i’ve bought to help are full of ingredi­ents that none of the nearby shops sell either. One day i’ll dis­cover a nice local indian shop or some­thing and i’ll be able to ful­fill my ambi­tion of mak­ing excel­lent cur­ries. Sigh, one day…

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 8:49 pm | Permalink

      Argh ingredi­ents. One of the very few recipes I learned to make was Chicken in Black Bean Sauce. But abso­lutely nowhere sells Black Beans. Nowhere, not even the bloody asian mar­ket. I won­der where my par­ents bought black bean sauce anyway?

      • Posted October 23, 2010 at 5:29 am | Permalink

        that’s funny cuz over here black beans are like 99 cents a can in any super­mar­ket <_< *cue amer­ican ignor­ance of other countries*

  11. Roghek
    Posted October 20, 2010 at 7:33 pm | Permalink

    I really find it funny, because even though I know little about cook­ing, yet I dis­like instant food, I have someone who cooks for me, not out of lazi­ness, but is my boss, a chef and I get deli­cious food every­day, (almost every­day), aren’t I lucky?

    I have to admit that you are of the few people who really like cook­ing and know how to do it, is like they say “Men should be able to do any­thing” but usu­ally that’s not the case.
    So keep up the cook­ing and keep up the tsun­dere per­son­al­ity.
    You have all my respect.

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 8:50 pm | Permalink

      Your boss cooks for you? Never, ever lose that job of yours

      • Roghek
        Posted October 23, 2010 at 12:08 am | Permalink

        I would to that but is a part time job in an Italian takeaway,
        The food is awe­some but I am destined to leave (the place not the food)
        If you ever come to Manchester, come for a take out, you wont regret it
        we make the best Italian food out there and I have no shame to self advert­ise it.

  12. Posted October 20, 2010 at 8:25 pm | Permalink

    Thus it is revealed how crit­ical tsun­deres are to the con­tinu­ance of the spe­cies. And not just tsun­dere cooks, but tsun­dere cross­ing guards and admin­is­trat­ive assist­ants. Any­where the rest of human­ity finds itself los­ing its foot­ing, tsun­deres watch with a crit­ical eye, ready to assist their fel­lows (albeit at the price of a stern word and the occa­sional glan­cing blow).

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 8:51 pm | Permalink

      i-i-it’s not like we want to help human­ity or anything!

  13. EurydiceQ
    Posted October 20, 2010 at 9:06 pm | Permalink

    My assump­tion was that we would take it in turns to cook for each other”

    One thing I learned in under­grad is that shared-food arrange­ments in col­lege apart­ments usu­ally end in tears. Someone always ends up feel­ing like they’re get­ting shaf­ted on gro­cer­ies or that someone else is eat­ing more than their share. It’s a mess, unless you’re liv­ing with people who are your best friends, and some­times it’s still a mess then.

    That said, I com­pletely sym­path­ize with you. I just moved into stu­dent accom­mod­a­tions with a shared kit­chen per “flat” (aka hall­way) and it’s the first time I’ve really had to cook for myself 100%, since in under­grad I lived in dorms (which had din­ing halls) and a sor­or­ity house (which was catered). I feel like it shouldn’t be that hard, because I actu­ally love to cook and bake, and I do it for my fam­ily all the time when I’m home. But cook­ing for just your­self is kind of a bum­mer, espe­cially in a kit­chen you just moved into, since you’re always real­iz­ing you haven’t bought a spat­ula (or some other neces­sary tool) yet.

    Your post has inspired me to stop being lazy and get more cre­at­ive in my new kit­chen :) Maybe I’ll try cook­ing for my flat­mates too. Good luck with your new kit­chen adventures!

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 8:56 pm | Permalink

      Glad I inspired you! Hope I inspired a few other people too to take at least a little bit more interest in cooking.

      Bak­ing is very dif­fer­ent to cook­ing because you can do that at any­time. Cook­ing is a neces­sity, which is why it’s harder to sum­mon enthu­si­asm for

  14. Posted October 20, 2010 at 9:22 pm | Permalink

    Tsun­dere. <3

    I don’t like cook­ing very much if I’m going to be the only one eat­ing it. I like good food, so I do it every now and then, but I don’t really get to share with oth­ers very often (when I’m not busy any­way), so it makes it less fun?

    There’s an intense pleas­ure that accom­pan­ies mak­ing other people happy with some­thing you made.

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 8:59 pm | Permalink

      I’ve got­ten so used to cook­ing for just myself that it doesn’t bother me so much any­more. Actu­ally it’s led to me doing more exper­i­ment­a­tion than nor­mal. Which is why I’m actu­ally kinda afraid of offer­ing to cook for my friends. I’m still not that good, what if what I cook doesn’t work?

  15. Posted October 20, 2010 at 9:25 pm | Permalink

    The microwave is actu­ally a decent cook­ing tool if you know how to use it. It acts like a super-fast steamer; Mr. Alton Brown taught me that. He even cooked fish in a dishwasher!

    I think another big hurdle to college-age cook­ing is avail­ab­il­ity of ingredi­ents. You usu­ally have to make a trip of going to the mar­ket and pick­ing out fresh ingredi­ents, which you have to use up quickly before they go bad. On col­lege cam­puses I’ve been to the mar­ket is usu­ally out of the way, so its an extra hassle to have to get fresh food not read­ily avail­able in a col­lege mart, and cook­ing often means hav­ing to make that trip frequently.

    But more power to ya! Self-sufficiency is a trait a lot of people desire but don’t actu­ally try to obtain until backed into a corner. Thank your par­ents for rub­bing off some of that cook­ing beha­vior onto you.

    • Posted October 21, 2010 at 3:30 pm | Permalink

      almost for­got, but Kadian is right; most people sees the microwave as just a tool for heat­ing up instant foods, but it really is invalu­able to cook­ing. Defrost mode is a bless­ing by itself, but I also find microwaves as the best medium for cook­ing things like pota­toes (hot or mashed), squash (espe­cially starch-heavy ones like acorn), cer­tain fish dishes, etc.

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

      Well our dish­washer doesn’t work either so.…

      Buy­ing ingredi­ents is a bitch. I do have a decent sized super­mar­ket nearby, but it doesn’t have fish. I hate shitty ver­sions of fish like fish fin­gers so basic­ally I’ve eaten no fish since I moved back to university.

  16. Posted October 20, 2010 at 9:26 pm | Permalink

    Good for you! I never could under­stand why any­one would will­ingly live on noodles & baked beans.

    I enjoyed cook­ing quite a lot at Uni — so much so that I gen­er­ally ended up cook­ing for every­one on my floor of our self-catered halls in 1st year (my hall­mate was liv­ing on Jaffa Cakes & noodles until I offered to cook for her!).

    When I went into a flat with two oth­ers for 2nd & 3rd year we did end up tak­ing it in turns to cook each even­ing — worked really well for us as we all liked to cook; but I think we were the excep­tion rather than the norm.

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 9:03 pm | Permalink

      Grrr, I wish I had that type of dorm. To give you an idea, we don’t even have a din­ner table. I’ve found myself sit­ting Asian style by the cof­fee table to eat my din­ner. There’s cer­tainly nowhere we can all sit and eat together, that’s for sure

      • Posted October 24, 2010 at 11:31 am | Permalink

        No din­ing table!? Thats tra­gic. Halls had a massive table in our com­munal kit­chen (although it was mostly covered in empty beer cans and vodka bottles), and our flat had a cosy wee round table tucked into the corner of the kit­chen — we even had a table cloth at one stage (but it went miss­ing one Hal­loween when the fella next door stole it to make a cape XD).

  17. Posted October 20, 2010 at 9:28 pm | Permalink

    What an inspir­ing post! And can I just say that I’m a much bet­ter cook than your father. Let’s talk about a Wok.

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 9:06 pm | Permalink

      I’m sure he would disagree

  18. luffyluffy
    Posted October 20, 2010 at 10:25 pm | Permalink

    Jesus Christ, you’re the cutest fuck­ing guy ever.

    I could date you, you know. If it helps, I (appar­ently) have a nice ass, and I’m a B-cup. I also look good in cat suits.

    asl dog?

    • Posted October 20, 2010 at 10:51 pm | Permalink

      Luffy, I love the fact that I’m read­ing this com­ment right under his mother’s comment.

      I LOVE THE INTERNET!

      • Posted October 21, 2010 at 1:13 am | Permalink

        bwhahahahaha
        had the same though XD

      • luffyluffy
        Posted October 21, 2010 at 2:03 am | Permalink

        I-I didn’t read any­ones com­ments before I pos­ted NYORO~N ;3;

    • Posted October 21, 2010 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

      You’ll have to join me in the harem of inter­net waifus.

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 9:08 pm | Permalink

      this is a very strange thread

      btw luffy, sorry but you’re prob­ably too young for me. Although I think Janette is also too young for me so eh, loli harem FTW

      • Posted October 23, 2010 at 4:11 am | Permalink

        Aw, come on Scamp, I’m legal. That’s what mat­ters, right?

        Heh, I know the feel­ing though. Any­one not my age or older is too young. And it just gets worse as I get older.

  19. Posted October 20, 2010 at 10:59 pm | Permalink

    Oh, Scamp. You sound like the best room­mate a won­der­ful room­mate. And that’s so sweet. Get over here I wish to hug you.

    (If my room­mate made me chicken kiev I think I’d have to wor­ship the ground she walked on forever.)

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 9:12 pm | Permalink

      Well I do warn you that I didn’t bring any of my own utensils (Rynair didn’t let me pack the bag any­more without char­ging me sev­eral bil­lion euros to bring it over) so I’m far from perfect

  20. Posted October 21, 2010 at 2:17 am | Permalink

    Ahhh I remem­ber my first encounter with a kit­chen in a dorm. Me and my 5 room­mates made deli­cious food for about a week, then we real­ized how much money it costs to make good food when you don’t have a garden to grow fresh veget­ables in, and became lazy eat­ers. I mean, we’d get the occa­sional fish or some­thing and fry it, but mainly, we just had pasta. Pasta is nice and cheap. What we always ran out of, how­ever, was pasta sauce. So we had to make sub­sti­tutes. Hot sauce works glouri­ously for this. I would eat any­thing by the end of the year. Just take ran­dom shit and mix it together just so as long as I wouldn’t be hungry. Pea­nut but­ter out of the jar (that’s always good though). pasta with oil and basil (lot of people like it, but I find it bland). Pasta with bar­be­cue sauce. Pasta with ran­dom shit we find in the freezer. Pasta with pasta. And pasta were among the things we ate.

    And a shit load of take out.

    Now I live at home, where a garden is access­ible, and cook­ing appli­ances are ready for use. I love to cook. I’ll make any­thing from chicken parm to steak to stir fry to grilled any­thing to fish to pasta with actual good homemade sauce. I almost decided to become a cook. Fuck I love cook­ing. I’m hungry now. Time to eat Pea­nut Butter.

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

      I wish I had a garden for fresh veg so I didn’t have to buy the shitty car­rots from the shop. Prob­lem is, while I like cook­ing, I HATE garden­ing. So what I’d really like is for another house­mate to like garden­ing so I’d do the cooking.

  21. Posted October 21, 2010 at 3:42 am | Permalink

    Haha, I don’t think I’d be able to live without a microwave. I pretty much live on instant stuff +sand­wiches if I have bread and bacon and egg and pea­nut but­ter (pb is really good with freshly fried egg okay) and time. Half the stuff mother cooks are pre-made food bought from Costco…and I never drink the soup with noodles, they’re always chicken broth. She does make Chink soup though.
    I’d like to bake but our oven works as a stor­age for pots and pans and it’s not like we have things such as meas­ur­ing utensils and…okay we just very Chink.

    And this is why you should by my house­waifu I’m hungry for chicken kiev now I don’t think I’ve ever tried it before.

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 9:27 pm | Permalink

      Sand­wiches are under­rated. I LOVE a good sand­wich. I’ve developed a love for chut­ney which goes per­fectly with so many sand­wiches. I love a good bacon+cheese+chutney sand­wich. Provid­ing it’s on whole­meal bread. None of that white bread crap

  22. Posted October 21, 2010 at 4:08 am | Permalink

    I learned to cook food because of vari­ous reasons.

    One is that I am a major food fan (you can take some of my blog posts as evid­ence to this), which means cook­ing the food I liked is only nat­ural because you’ll crave for it later.

    The second reason is that, yes, like your­self, I’d like to be able to sus­tain myself rather than suf­fice with instant crap. Then again, since I’m not that fin­an­cially stable, it usu­ally boils down to instant crap. But that only hap­pens a few times when I’m strapped for cash, so I guess it’s fine.

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 9:30 pm | Permalink

      Thing is, most food is still cheap if you cook from scratch, some­times even cheaper. Spices are cheap and take forever to get used up. The main prob­lem is simply build­ing up that cup­board. Ser­i­ously, how many times have I found myself think­ing some­thing like ‘now where do I get paprika/balsamic vinger etc.

  23. f0calizer
    Posted October 21, 2010 at 6:19 am | Permalink

    I cook, but very simply even though I have a fully oper­a­tional kit­chen. After all, cook­ing for one per­son is quite a hassle, so I make do with simple pasta, instant noodles, or stir-fry. if I were mak­ing food for a whole group, I’d actu­ally look up recipes and make a proper meal. I prac­tice what I call “sub­sist­ence cooking.”

    Oh, and to my fel­low coun­try­man from Singa­pore who lives with you, try say­ing this to him, “Eh, you whole life eat Maggi Mee not *sian* meh?”

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 9:34 pm | Permalink

      Pasta and stir fry are pretty much the only two recipes I star­ted off with. They still serve the major­ity of what I eat. I am mov­ing onto cook­ing a meat+two veg options of stuff like chicken drum­stricks and proper mashed pota­toe along with other vari­ous chicken dishes.

      btw I told my Singa­por­ean friend that. He told me to tell you to “fuck off”. He’s a nice guy really =]

  24. Posted October 21, 2010 at 6:33 am | Permalink

    awww how cute <3 .…lol i just real­ized many of the com­ments above me echo that sentiment.

    but word of cau­tion (try­ing not to burst bubble…a sin­cere word of cau­tion lol): be care­ful with cook­ing for oth­ers as well as shar­ing your utensils and stuff. my sis­ter lived this way with some of her friends for two years and now she lives in another apart­ment thing and her friend­ships with her house­mates are strained while a few are broken now. too many argu­ments on not clean­ing utensils or work­spaces, not buy­ing basic neces­sit­ies for every­one, etc etc.

    any­ways, im glad you can call your­self a man that knows how to cook. not many of my male friends can cook. or female for that mat­ter. i’m know among my friends as the “cook­ing per­son” and i get con­sul­ted a lot for advice on how to fix cook­ing mis­takes or cook cer­tain things lol. i’ve never had chicken kiev though, sounds inter­est­ing :D and do invest in a wok, that thing can do anything.

    noth­ing nicer than being com­pli­men­ted on your cook­ing though :D

    and there’s noth­ing wrong with microwaves lol. they’re use­ful for heat­ing up leftovers and other things~ once i had to cook din­ner for my fam­ily with ONLY the microwave since the stove was out of commission…it was an inter­est­ing night.

    …this com­ment is long ;(

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 9:48 pm | Permalink

      House­mates argu­ments. Yup, there’s already plenty of things to argue about already, utensils is only one among any.

      People don’t ask me for advice on cook­ing yet. One because I’m still not very good, and that nobody actu­ally cooks enough to ask me for advice. Also because I use really smelly ingredi­ents so if they don’t eat it, they think it’s awful. I don’t know how many times people have come into the kit­chen to com­plain about the smell of fish sauce or honey cooking

  25. blogger
    Posted October 21, 2010 at 8:10 am | Permalink

    At school, half of the year lives of instant food, espe­cially noodles. When I cook, the kit­chen burns.

    At least you have plenty of recipes you could cook from and it shows you have vari­ety in your life!

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 9:52 pm | Permalink

      Plenty of recipes? No, very much not plenty. I think this post made me sound like a cook­ing expert. No way at all. As I said in an earlier com­ment, I make up for lack of exper­i­ence with enthusiasm

  26. Posted October 21, 2010 at 5:54 pm | Permalink

    AND HE COOKS?!

    (*is pro­foudly impressed and feels the urge to ruffle his non-ginger col­oured hair*)

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 9:54 pm | Permalink

      I’m really tall, so it will take quite a bit of effort to ruffle my hair

      • Posted October 24, 2010 at 8:27 pm | Permalink

        Tall, dark and handy in the kit­chen, eh.… I’d be pre­pared to use that wooden spoon to beat off the fangirls!

  27. Granny
    Posted October 21, 2010 at 6:44 pm | Permalink

    But did you get the chocol­ate crunch?

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 9:54 pm | Permalink

      There’s chocol­ate crunch on the way? Yay~!

  28. Posted October 21, 2010 at 9:05 pm | Permalink

    I loved this post and the story. I grew up as a mix of a con­veni­ence and fresh ingredi­ents chef, and liv­ing in a dorm without a kit­chen drives me nuts. I always think veg­gies much be fresh, cheese is meant to be grated from a block, chicken is sup­pose to be carved off the body…and now the only things I can eat in dorm, I make in the microwave.

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 10:03 pm | Permalink

      I don’t buy full chicken, I only buy chicken breasts. You’ve out-elitist me in cook­ing already

      • Posted October 23, 2010 at 4:19 am | Permalink

        Only in some ways…the last thing I made was pop­corn. Dorm
        cook­ing life.

        But full chicken is very easy to cook…all you need to make a good
        skin is but­ter and spices, and a little pep­per for the inside. And then
        you have chicken leftovers to use for other cook­ing for days!

  29. Posted October 22, 2010 at 1:40 am | Permalink

    Aww, that was a very sweet post. I wish I could cook, but I am far too lazy. I live on res­id­ence myself, but my suite has a kit­chen, so the­or­et­ic­ally I could cook, but my lazi­ness and pseudo work keep my away from the stove.
    One of my room­mates actu­ally cooks most of his food, and he has fed me and my other room­mate a few times (he made us chocol­ate chip cook­ies, and other stuff!).
    Under the super­vi­sion of my cook­ing room­mate, me and my other room­mate made an omelet once, the omelet lacked salt, but cook­ing it was quite sat­is­fy­ing. I once baked muffins from pre-made dough, but that doesn’t count for much.
    Hav­ing said that, I hate things like instant food, I nor­mally just reheat some­thing my mother made ( I visit home every two weeks, so, this is pretty easy to do).
    Oh, and no offense Scamp, but regard­less of how good you or your par­ents are, none of you can cook food as good as my mom’s!

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 10:15 pm | Permalink

      Well I can’t visit home because there just so hap­pens to be a sea between me and home. So instead I have to try copy their recipes. Easier said than done –_–

  30. Xyopq
    Posted October 22, 2010 at 2:44 pm | Permalink

    Seems like all Uni­ver­sity house­holds have the same cook­ing men­tal­it­ies. I’m the one that always cooks from scratch, we have a guy that lives entirely on noodles, someone that eats only Dol­mio and microwave cur­ries, and a guy who’s main food groups are fried chicken, pizza, and parmo (Sort of a deep fried chicken kiev covered in cheese, nat­ive to North-East England).

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 10:50 pm | Permalink

      I live in the north-ish of Eng­land and I’ve never heard of parmo…sounds kinda nice actually

      • Xyopq
        Posted October 25, 2010 at 3:21 pm | Permalink

        I live in Middles­brough. The only places I’ve seen parmo being served are here and New­castle. Though I’ve heard there is a place in Lon­don that sells them.

        And now I’m hungry :-/

  31. Posted October 22, 2010 at 6:02 pm | Permalink

    Hi, I have an extra bed­room and the heat­ing sys­tem was just upgraded, please come live here and make me food. I also have Wi-Fi, so you can watch anime to your heart’s content

    • Scamp
      Posted October 22, 2010 at 10:53 pm | Permalink

      Really temp­ted to take that offer you know. My con­nec­tion is soooo shitty. Plus I get someone to talk about anime with! Oh, and the heat­ing in my house is kinda shitty. So yeah, get­ting on a plane now

  32. Posted October 23, 2010 at 7:40 am | Permalink

    Cook­ing is half art and half sci­ence… it’s great for every­one. I tend to enjoy cook­ing for myself, or one other, but large meals screw up all my recipes ;; Per­son­ally, I don’t mind cook­ing for oth­ers and it’s no big deal at all, just sort of a thing… with one cook in the kit­chen at a time, I don’t expect oth­ers to make them­selves some­thing while I’m cook­ing, so why not share.

    Good to know you can cook, btw. It’s a pretty awe­some envir­on­ment when you have 3–4 guys liv­ing in the same place, and every­one can cook great.

  33. Posted October 23, 2010 at 7:53 pm | Permalink

    .…I’m hungry now.
    You can cook? Wa~ Scamp, you’re so cool! There should be more men being able to cook.

  34. Posted October 25, 2010 at 7:38 pm | Permalink

    Wow, a uni­ver­sity stu­dent that ACTUALLY cooks for them­selves?!? I’ve only seen two oth­ers on the entire cam­pus that legit­im­ately cooks at all (besides me, of course). I feel like I’m a part of a slowly dying out, extinct spe­cies or some­thing :P

    I’ve seen a few here and there that bake, but every­one else, like you men­tioned, eats some ran­dom crap that’s microwaved or instant. I’ll admit that I do have my fair share of instant food for backup pur­poses (mak­ing din­ner dur­ing exam week? Not going to happen).

    Chicken Kiev actu­ally sounds deli­cious; per­haps I’ll can­cel that Japan­ese Curry Dish I had planned for tonight and try that instead. I’ve been exper­i­ment­ing with a lot more Asian dishes every since I made a run to the local Asian mar­ket, where there’s ser­i­ously some great stuff.

    Now if only there was a mar­ket closer to cam­pus, I could do that daily. Gro­cery shop­ping is ser­i­ously a pain :x

    • Posted October 25, 2010 at 7:39 pm | Permalink

      I feel like I’m a part of a slowly dying out, extinct spe­cies or something”

      Lol, I just real­ized this sen­tence makes no sense at all whatsoever.

  35. blissfullynaive
    Posted December 21, 2010 at 10:45 am | Permalink

    A bit late in read­ing this, but everything in this is just awe­some. And of course enter­tain­ing, espe­cially that last bit.

    Per­haps you can influ­ence them in cook­ing? I’ve been doing that to my sis­ter and i’m glad she’s lik­ing it slowly. Although she’s still at the “cut­ting up veget­ables” level for now.. xD

  36. Posted March 5, 2011 at 3:48 am | Permalink

    I just re-read this ’cause Baka-Raptor and I were talk­ing about you and decided you were moe.

    P.S. Please be my husband.

    • Scamp
      Posted March 5, 2011 at 5:24 am | Permalink

      If you’re will­ing to provide me with a bed and a decent inter­net con­nec­tion, I’d be happy to move in

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