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Terribad Anime Website Review: Sankaku Complex

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I did cen­sor any boobage, but the video is still very much NSFW. I strongly recom­mend not try­ing to keep up with the text the first time around. Go back if you doubt that Sankaku would write some­thing to that effect.

I’ve spent way too much time on Sankaku for this video. My brain was start­ing to melt and my stand­ards for decency have dis­ap­peared alto­gether. Yet I still didn’t find that art­icle that claimed the Tokyo Youth Ordin­ance Bill would be “the end of late night TV anime”, a piece of hyper­bole if there ever was one. Which is a shame because the one that claimed Evan­gelion would be banned isn’t quite as stu­pidly over the top, and actu­ally has a small ele­ment of truth to it, even if it is totally blown out of pro­por­tion anyway.

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  1. Posted January 22, 2012 at 4:29 pm | Permalink

    This is full of win XD totally awe­some and hil­ari­ous, espe­cially when your voice is drip­ping full of sarcasm!

  2. Posted January 22, 2012 at 4:33 pm | Permalink

    Inter­est­ingly enough the note on K-On actu­ally hav­ing a large female fol­low­ing is true. It was based on a sur­vey done dur­ing the air­ing of the second sea­son, and while it still showed that 60% of K-On were your ste­reo­typ­ical creepy otaku, the other 40% were very nor­mal girls and women in the 14–24 year age bracket. The lat­ter num­ber are more likely than not to actu­ally fol­low the manga its based on in Kir­ara though, while the former are isol­ated to the anime done by KyoAni.

    Inter­est­ing to think about eh?

    • Alterego
      Posted January 22, 2012 at 11:12 pm | Permalink

      I don’t like your implic­a­tion that all 60% are con­firmed to be “creepy” otaku just because they are male.

      If WOMEN can inno­cently view K-on, so can at least some of the men.

  3. Karry
    Posted January 22, 2012 at 4:37 pm | Permalink

    Yep, Sankaku, for all your anime porn needs. Great site. That, and Gel­booru.
    Also, did you just call those exhib­i­tion­ist women “voyeurs” ? I.e. the oppos­ite of what they are ?

  4. Posted January 22, 2012 at 4:47 pm | Permalink

    I didn’t even ask for this but you’re still doing it. Guess you’re just awesome.

  5. enigmator
    Posted January 22, 2012 at 5:01 pm | Permalink

    This is per­haps your best one yet.

    I’ve been hear­ing a lot about good old Sankaku Com­plex since a while back, but I’ve never had the mis­for­tune to actu­ally assess its con­tent with my own eyes.

    Yep. It’s the true cess­pool of anime fandom.

  6. Kioku
    Posted January 22, 2012 at 5:11 pm | Permalink

    Know of any other less biased, less porn ori­ented web­sites that per­tains to anime/japanese/“made in china” related news? (ser­i­ous ques­tion)
    The made in china posts crack me up some­times. Or dis­gust me. trash-bag sea­weed disgust.

    • Scamp
      Posted January 22, 2012 at 5:28 pm | Permalink

      Crunchyroll has a sur­pris­ingly good anime/otaku news feed and the MyAnimeL­ist one is pretty use­ful too. ANN is prob­ably still your best bet though, partly for their phe­nom­enal data­base and partly because their size means they can bag some really inter­est­ing people to inter­view. They cer­tainly have their prob­lems, but they’re def­in­itely the most reliable

      • Karry
        Posted January 22, 2012 at 5:53 pm | Permalink

        Unfor­tu­nately its func­tion­al­ity leaves much to be desired. Anidb data­base is super­ior in every way. Plus tags.

      • Posted January 22, 2012 at 10:46 pm | Permalink

        For news, I second the men­tion of ANN. They tend to be quite com­plete regard­ing news, and it’s rare for some­thing anime-related not to be men­tioned on that web­site. For reviews, how­ever, I’d def­in­itely skip ANN in favor of AniDB, as you have both recom­mend­a­tions (for a quick over­view) and reviews for most anime. I tend to trust “nor­mal” users (ie. you and me) for reviews, rather than reviews pos­ted on sites with plenty of sponsors.

      • Kioku
        Posted January 23, 2012 at 6:43 am | Permalink

        My thanks to the both of you. I’ve been want­ing a dif­fer­ent view on things.

      • Scamp
        Posted January 23, 2012 at 12:58 pm | Permalink

        I’ve never really liked AniDB. Can’t work my way around their lay­out. MAL is prob­ably the best at that, but can be unre­li­able, so I prefer ANN for when I really want to know shit

      • Anonymous
        Posted January 28, 2012 at 1:17 pm | Permalink

        Related to the sub­ject at hand: http://mod16.org/hurfdurf/?p=52

      • Scamp
        Posted January 28, 2012 at 1:33 pm | Permalink

        Saw that when it was ori­gin­ally pos­ted. Most of it still sounds like but­thurt. Who the fuck doesn’t use 2chan as a way to gather news?

      • Rick
        Posted January 29, 2012 at 1:57 am | Permalink

        Who the fuck doesn’t use 2chan as a way to gather news?

        Actu­ally, I’m just too lazy and too bad at Google-Translate to use 2ch. I had wanted to browse 2ch a lot and basic­ally reb­log its most inter­est­ing stuff … but using machine trans­la­tion just took too much men­tal effort for me.

  7. Posted January 22, 2012 at 5:37 pm | Permalink
    • Scamp
      Posted January 22, 2012 at 5:40 pm | Permalink

      Did you actu­ally read that? It’s pathetic, they attack the authors looks. Out of all the things you could mock Sankaku for, they pick the authors appearance?

      • Posted January 22, 2012 at 8:33 pm | Permalink

        Or his retarded gran­di­ose delu­sions and suck­ing up to DC? Artefact’s hobo looks and antics are a per­fect indic­ator of Sankaku’s level of journ­al­istic qual­ity anyway.

        Com­plain­ing about Sankaku is futile any­way. ANN is the Fox News, and Sankaku is the sen­sa­tion­al­ist tabloid press. Com­plaints only make you look either extremely bored or plain jeal­ous. People have a taste for pan­der­ing, mis­guid­ing bull­shit, and they just provide.

        Stoplikingwhatidontlike.jpg

      • Scamp
        Posted January 22, 2012 at 8:36 pm | Permalink

        Did you just use a ‘cri­ti­cism is point­less’ argument?

      • Posted January 22, 2012 at 10:15 pm | Permalink

        No, I used a ‘this is akin to writ­ing a crit­ical review on Com­piled Naruto Fillers or Paris Hilton’ argu­ment.

        Or, well, I guess I did. Unlike what the ple­beian hordes at e.g. Sankaku would tell you, there are things that are not worth giv­ing a crap about. The oppos­ite of love isn’t hate you know, it’s indifference.

        I for one appre­ci­ate Sankaku as yet another shit fil­ter that keeps the said plebes away from the depths us blog­gers inhabit. Sankaku spe­cific­ally panders to the wannabe-2channers with retarded racist right wing ideo­lo­gies, and trum­pets pretty much whatever they want to hear. I’m glad the said demo­graphic has its own dis­gust­ing lair where to club each other in.

        Let the insects play, I say.

      • Scamp
        Posted January 23, 2012 at 10:14 am | Permalink

        I still think there’s worth in cri­ti­cising it. You’re obvi­ously not aim­ing at the already indoc­trined, but at those who visit occa­sion­ally (of which there are plenty). Those are the opin­ions you can swing with such a piece. Either that, or put­ting into words what oth­ers find dis­taste­ful about the site but can’t put their fin­gers on it.

        Not that I expect to be mak­ing waves with this or any­thing. It’s mainly cri­ti­cism for entertainment’s sake

  8. fathomlessblue
    Posted January 22, 2012 at 6:16 pm | Permalink

    So sex, fear and racism…hmmm, did The Sun and The Daily Express join forces on an anime website?

  9. Marcomax
    Posted January 22, 2012 at 7:21 pm | Permalink

    Nice choice of side pics for the post.

    Though I can’t think of a bet­ter rat­ing for a show then Boobs/5

  10. Stef
    Posted January 22, 2012 at 7:53 pm | Permalink

    That explains your appar­ently irrit­able mood of the past few days. Maybe you shouldn’t explore such sites, it’ll put you into depres­sion. I know I wouldn’t res­ist. It’s not fun nor inform­at­ive to see you cover those sub­jects. It only builds up anger. :(

    • Scamp
      Posted January 22, 2012 at 8:47 pm | Permalink

      Me? Irrit­able? But one of my latest posts was writ­ing about all my favour­ite anime!

      • Stef
        Posted January 23, 2012 at 10:29 am | Permalink

        There’s that yes, but I don’t know many people who wouldn’t hap­pily think about their favor­ite stuff. So that doesn’t really count.
        My point is I didn’t get any­thing out of your video other than a rant on a site that any­one with at least half a brain would dis­miss as worth­less crap.

  11. Posted January 22, 2012 at 8:08 pm | Permalink

    I com­pletely agree with you in all your points. Sankaku Com­plex is a great site to visit, espe­cially when you want to tune into the latest news about anime porn. Some­times I just sit at home and can’t find any anime porn or news about anime porn and I feel sad because you know the feel­ing when you’re just sit­ting at home and can’t find any anime porn or news about anime porn? Yeah, I get that feel­ing too when I just sit at home and can’t find any anime porn or news about anime porn. And then I go to Sankaku Com­plex and then I am happy because Sankaku Com­plex has anime porn and news about anime porn.

    P.S. I don’t think you should have cen­sored the anime porn on your video. Some people visit your site to see anime porn and news about anime porn. It is really unfair when you do not let them see anime porn or news about anime porn on a video that is about anime porn and news about anime porn.

  12. jp_zer0
    Posted January 22, 2012 at 8:35 pm | Permalink

    Arte­fact is actu­ally a pretty clever writer. Most of the ridicu­lous stuff he says is actu­ally satire or oth­er­wise tongue-in-cheek. You really have to get used to his nuances to under­stand his work.

    You should prob­ably just take a deep breath, ask arte­fact for an inter­view and come back with a bet­ter review.

    Maybe you’re just not at his level of writ­ing. He actu­ally has nuances instead of being 100% “ugh too much loli, boobs ugh, no sub­stance gaize”. Yeah, enough said.

    • Scamp
      Posted January 22, 2012 at 8:46 pm | Permalink

      Yes his declar­a­tion that school­girls are get­ting away scott free with pros­ti­tu­tion and that pun­ish­ing them under the law too would solve their prob­lems because they’re all greedy and with loose mor­als is most def­in­itely tongue in cheek. If it’s satire then he’s pretty damn coy about it

      • Anca
        Posted January 23, 2012 at 12:28 am | Permalink

        Pros­ti­tu­tion is still illegal in Japan, and whether you agree with that or not doesn’t change the fact that there’s some­thing wrong with under­age girls selling them­selves of their own free will and ADDITIONALLY ( the first bit ought to be enough already) that the blame for it falls onto the ‘cus­tom­ers’ who, while cer­tainly enga­ging in illegal activ­it­ies and not inno­cent, aren’t actu­ally harm­ing any­one in hav­ing con­sen­sual sex. Can the girls con­sent? If they can make a busi­ness model off selling their panties then they cer­tainly have enough men­tal fac­ulties to con­sent, imho.

        And the posts regard­ing japan­ese school­girl pros­ti­tu­tion are quite sep­ar­ate from the ones talk­ing about actual rape.

        Meh, I only fre­quent that site to see what anime to avoid in a given sea­son and because the china posts — most of them — are funny, so what do I know anyway.

      • Scamp
        Posted January 23, 2012 at 10:20 am | Permalink

        There’s cer­tainly a prob­lem, but there are two issues with how it’s presen­ted. One is the asser­ta­tion that the men are the vic­tims here, as if they can’t helpt them­selves for buy­ing pros­ti­tutes or some­thing. Secondly, that pun­ish­ing the girls under the law is the ideal method.

      • gw_kimmy
        Posted January 23, 2012 at 12:44 pm | Permalink

        DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST TRY TO JUSTIFY STATUTORY RAPE?

        wow, just wow.

      • Anca
        Posted January 24, 2012 at 2:41 am | Permalink

        While I cer­tainly don’t agree with stat­utory rape, not in the ~16 teen­ager region where most of this school girl pros­ti­tu­tion thing hap­pens, that post was hardly an attempt to jus­tify it. Read it again.

        Meh, my opin­ion is that pros­ti­tu­tion should be leg­al­ized and the age of con­sent lowered to 16, or even hell 15, then this whole thing would fall out of the scope of the law entirely.

        The present­a­tion is indeed taste­less and inap­pro­pri­ate, although being a taste­less rag is the entire selling point of the site. As or the men… yes, they should indeed know to seek older pros­ti­tutes because dude, wtf, there’s stu­pid and there’s really stu­pid. I was just say­ing that the act itself, being illegal aside, wasn’t actu­ally caus­ing harm (assum­ing the girls knew what they were doing and weren’t pres­sured into it, in which case it stops being ‘statutory’).

        And none of this applies to the accounts of actual rape, as I said.

  13. Golos
    Posted January 22, 2012 at 10:27 pm | Permalink

    Shame on you for pro­mot­ing Sankaku Com­plex (there is no bad publicity).

  14. ペーパー先生
    Posted January 22, 2012 at 11:03 pm | Permalink

    What is this web­site!! Is it run by actual anime fans, or just hate­ful balls of hate and porn!?!?

  15. Kiseki
    Posted January 23, 2012 at 1:07 am | Permalink

    That was great! I’m sur­prised I saw noth­ing on the China-hating though (unless I missed it).

    …Sad that I star­ted vis­it­ing the sight for gal­ler­ies of ador­able anim­als and deser­ted loc­a­tions. My eyes burned see­ing any­thing sug­gest­ive back then. Now I’ve got­ten used to all the shit they post. Ah.

    • Scamp
      Posted January 23, 2012 at 10:21 am | Permalink

      Ah yes, the ‘loney wet pussies’ articles

      • Kiseki
        Posted January 23, 2012 at 4:45 pm | Permalink

        And the infin­ite art­icles about act­resses show­ing off their pussies.

  16. DerpMan
    Posted January 23, 2012 at 1:13 am | Permalink

    Wait, isn’t all news about Asia yel­low journ­al­ism? Oh ho ho ho.

  17. Posted January 23, 2012 at 3:30 am | Permalink

    Hahahahahaha. I’d say its just as equal as ANN though. Sankaku’s in the trash­i­est part of the anime inter­net soci­ety while ANN (espe­cially those god­damn for­ums) is too far high up think­ing any­one who actu­ally watches anime for free are crim­in­als who’s steal­ing money from the industry while they them­selves do it too.

    So its dum­bass, shame­less otakus VS high soci­ety otaku hypo­crites. I’d choose neither but ANN is good for news only so for the site itself, ANN wins hands down.

    • Scamp
      Posted January 23, 2012 at 10:23 am | Permalink

      You can’t judge a web­site by its com­menters. I delib­er­ately stayed away from com­ment­ing on there. As bad as the ANN com­ment sec­tion is, Sankaku com­ments are worse than Youtube

  18. Erif
    Posted January 23, 2012 at 7:18 am | Permalink

    Visit Sankaku Com­plex to-day!~

  19. gw_kimmy
    Posted January 23, 2012 at 12:45 pm | Permalink

    JON STEWART <3

  20. Posted January 24, 2012 at 3:49 am | Permalink

    Back in the days… Sankak­ucom­plex actu­ally meant something

  21. Posted January 24, 2012 at 3:52 am | Permalink

    Your accent is awesome.

    I hate Sankaku with a burn­ing pas­sion. It’s sen­sa­tion­al­ized, exploit­at­ive yel­low journ­al­ism that makes the com­munity look like a depraved cess­pool. It por­trays Japan as this mod­ern day Gomor­rah and the only reason people read this crap is for the porn.

    Arte­fact is also a com­plete asshole and a ter­rible writer. All his sen­tences are the same and his retarded tone of writ­ing grates me to no end.

  22. Posted January 25, 2012 at 5:14 am | Permalink

    Sadly, I’ll stand by their image col­lec­tion toward the end for hav­ing awe­some non-porn stuff and being easy to use.

    Sob.

  23. Jojo
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 7:10 am | Permalink

    Ah San­Com, where the worst wee­aboos gather. Not only do they mimic otaku cul­ture (which isn’t a major issue), they even mimic the gen­eral xeno­pho­bia demon­strated by their 2ch coun­ter­parts. Otaku FOX News if you will.

  24. Rick
    Posted January 27, 2012 at 2:01 pm | Permalink

    I am shocked.
    I would have assumed that any review of Sankaku Com­plex would have to devote at least 40% of the time to Aya Hirano.

    You just put in two or three Hir­ano stor­ies right near the end. That doesn’t com­mu­nic­ate the true Hirano-centrism of SanCon!

    Your (Scamp’s) accent is fas­cin­at­ing, where is it from?

    • Scamp
      Posted January 27, 2012 at 2:12 pm | Permalink

      And I devoted rather little time to wide­spread racism and fear-mongering too. There’s too much bad to Sankaku to cover in one review.

      The accent is Irish

  25. Abra
    Posted February 4, 2012 at 5:46 am | Permalink

    Sup, I’m a reg­u­lar from Sankaku Com­plex and hon­estly I love read­ing all your com­ments about it. For those who don’t already know, I’ll help clear up some mis­con­cep­tions. First off, the mem­bers are well aware of how awful the art­icles are. The “reg­u­lars” usu­ally don’t even read them. Secondly, per­mabans for hat­ing the site are nonexistant nowadays, Arte­fact doesn’t even inter­act with mem­bers any­more. The last two remain­ing over­seers for the for­ums are pretty chill. Third, I can’t deny that the porn is the biggest attrac­tion there, though there are a select few in the for­ums who visit daily for the com­munity. Lastly, the major­ity of the 4chan-like com­menters are anons from the art­icles sec­tion. The art­icles com­ment sec­tion and the for­ums are treated as two entirely sep­ar­ate com­munit­ies (though both are pretty crude and full of trolls the forum is gen­er­ally nicer to be in).

    • T
      Posted February 8, 2012 at 12:06 pm | Permalink

      You act like 99% of the com­ment­ors, anon or with accounts, –aren’t– miso­gyn­ist, racist shit stains.

      • Posted February 9, 2012 at 12:13 am | Permalink

        T wrote:
        You act like 99% of the com­ment­ors, anon or with accounts, –aren’t– miso­gyn­ist, racist shit stains.

        @T:

        I think many people who act obnox­ious on the Inter­net are actu­ally mak­ing a passive-aggressive statement.

        They wal­low in “Foul Bach­elor Frog” pride because someone calls them stinky.

        They write elab­or­ate blog posts about how much they hate group X, because at some point ten years ago, they felt that someone from group X hated them.

        I won’t link to the blog, but I keep hav­ing per­son­al­ity clashes with a guy who hates anime in gen­eral because he thinks it makes otaku into swinging, promis­cu­ous bisexu­als. When pressed about why he thinks it hap­pens, he explains that he used to date the pretty girl from an anime club and he felt all her friends hated him.

        So, bingo, pro­ject the guilt about hav­ing sex, and say that otaku should feel guilty for hav­ing too much sex!

        Sankaku trolls are the same way. They’re 16-year-old boys who make clumsy attempts to hit on 14-year-old girls, and get yelled at, so they make a big deal about how they are so lol­icon. They’re a lot less per­verse than they pre­tend to be. They just make a big noise about being per­verts because the few people close to them accuse them of being per­verts. They make a lot of “make me a sand­wich” jokes because their teach­ers accuse them of not being fem­in­ist enough. They make a lot of racist jokes because they feel suf­foc­ated by polit­ical correctness.

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