Tag Archives: Horrible CGI

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January 2015 Roundup

Another month past, another month with no laptop or no internet. By this stage surely I’m in dire need of a peacekeeping mission from a powerful nation to prevent this deprivation of human rights that’s going on here. I’ve had to download anime at libraries and motherfucking McDonalds. Still I got to watch some pretty […]

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12 Days of Anime: 4 signs CG anime have a future

Ever since that featureless green box pretending to be a helicopter showed up in Golgo 13 back in 1983, CG animation in Japanese anime have been the butt of many jokes, not least from myself. Even all these years and technological advances later, CG animation still suffers from featureless figures, floaty movement, lack of impact, […]

107 CommentsUpcoming Seasons / By Scamp /

Winter 2015 Anime Season Preview

All the ladies in the club let me hear you say “kyaaaa”. Fushoji gonna wet themselves like it’s 2010. Let’s get some outright hatred meaning they totally want to fuck in the house tonight. Welcome to The Cart Driver Dot Com’s World Famous (in that at least one person on each continent has heard of it […]

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Fall 2014 Anime Season Preview

The world famous Cart Driver anime season preview has arrived, Fall 2014 edition. The rest of 2014 hasn’t really been up to much. Is there a chance the Fall season will turn it all around? Well, do you love light novel adaptations that feature a single dude being surrounded by a group of attractive ladies […]

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Spring 2014 Anime Season Preview

Hey guess what The Cart Driver writers are excited for this season? I’ll give you a clue: It has the letters J and O in the title. It may even have each of those letters twice. A little bit later than usual, but welcome to The Cart Driver’s World Famous [citation needed] Anime Season Preview, […]

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10 Anime Moments of Suck 2013

December 26 is the worst day of the year because it is the furthest away from Christmas. So as is tradition, I shall use this most terrible of days to commemorate the worst moments in anime this year. I quite like writing this post, as did I enjoy writing 2012, 2011 and 2010‘s versions, because they’re quite cathartic. This […]

18 CommentsFavourite and Forgotten / By Scamp /

2003 Anime: Last Exile

Last Exile is a big classic adventure anime featuring a heavy steampunk aesthetic and dodgy early 00’s Gonzo CGI. It tells the story of Klaus and Lavie, two pilots of little messenger aircraft-type things called Vanships. They take over a mission to deliver a little girl called Alvis to a renegade sky ship called the […]

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Winter 2014 Anime Season Preview

Welcome to The Cart Driver’s World Famous Anime Season Preview: Winter 2014 edition. If you are a regular of these most prestigious of lengthy blog posts, you will know that I like to let my cynical side take over and run amok over Japan’s latest animated offerings. Not this season though. This season looks quite […]

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