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Sekirei Episode 1

Hullo there! I’m 5camp, the brand new mem­ber of this blog. I was won­der­ing whether Brian would say some­thing about me join­ing. You know the way they do that in shows, where the teacher says ‘there’s a new pupil who I want to intro­duce to you all today’ and in she walks, upon which the main char­ac­ter leaps out of his chair and exclaims ‘HEY! You’re that per­son from earlier’. Ok, very cliche, but rel­ev­ant since that was the main thing I noticed about Sekirei. That, and the etern­ally boun­cing breasts
\'I wish I was him\' say hundreds of loser anime otakus across cyberspace
I’m sure I’ve seen this before in sev­eral anime. Eureka Seven springs to mind

Sekirei had a fair amount of advert­ising on japenese tv (or at least so I heard. I live way off in Ire­land where Japan is that coun­try with lots of earth­quakes and kung fu), so I was expect­ing some­thing fairly decent, patic­urly when it came to the anim­a­tion and to be fair, the anim­a­tion is fairly good. Noth­ing that will blow you away or any­thing, but commendable.But as for the plot…Our hero is a loser who failed the col­lage entry exam twice (cliche #1) and is feel­ing pretty down. So what bet­ter way to cheer him up then drop a teen­age girl on his head (cliché #2), who lands on him in an erotic pos­i­tion (cliché #3). She hap­pens to be chased by two women with aston­ish­ingly large, bouncy breasts in very little cloth­ing with the abil­ity to shoot elec­tri­city from their fin­gers. Since out hero is a water type, off he runs with the girl.The girl reveals that her name is Musubi, then has to stay at our her­oes flat as she has nowhere to stay (cliché #4). So after she eats the rest of his money, not lit­er­ally, they bump into the two bouncy breasted fight­ers again who attack him again. Sud­denly Musubi starts mak­ing orgasm noises, kisses our hero and gains super powers (cliché #5). She says that she is Sekirei, a girl with magical powers, kinda like a HiME (cliché #6), and that he is a Ashi­kabi, a per­son who can part­ner a Sekirei and the Sekirei will fight on his behalf (cliché #7)

Those are some big...burgers

Ok, so it’s obvi­ous here why you would be watch­ing this. Clothes get dam­aged dur­ing fights, breasts are boun­cing and panties are being flashed. Yes, this is a fan-service fight­ing show. If you don’t like fan-service then don’t bother. Bey­ond the fan-service, it’s not great. The fights were unim­press­ive, although they will prob­ably get bet­ter later on in the series. The plot is ridicu­lous and did I men­tion cliché?

Mind you, I’m a per­son who heart­ily dis­likes boun­cing breasts. If you do like that sort of stuff then dig in. It even­tu­ally goes into stand­ard harem style anime. You may choose from a wide range of girls (includ­ing a loli; there’s always a feck­ing loli) who will all fight over our hero to get him to choose them to be their Sekirei, or some­thing like that. But yeah, I won’t be watch­ing this.

I am so amazingly rich that I can gel my hair in ridicolus style and force people to say I look coolHe must be evil. All white-haired anime char­ac­ters are evil

It fin­ished off with a multi-billionaire claim­ing that all the Sekirei have to fight off Battle Roy­ale style to determ­ine who will be the win­ner and ascend into heaven. What num­ber cliché am I on?

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2 Comments

  1. Loba
    Posted July 6, 2008 at 11:39 am | Permalink

    Wel­come, Scamp! Short and sweet epis­ode run through I say. Dragon­boobs all over again? Nah. WHERE’S MY GUNDAM!?

  2. Posted July 6, 2008 at 1:32 pm | Permalink

    Sorry for not intro­du­cing you, Scamp. But still, you need to inform me about which anime title you are going review.

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