26 CommentsFirst Impressions, Sakura Trick / By Shinmaru /

Sakura Trick 1 – Girls Kissing Willy Nilly. Anime Fans Cheer.

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My FAL series starts.
Sakura Trick is the show.
Let’s begin now.

(Haikus by request.
Will this last? I cannot say.
Pay tribute to the master.)

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School of lesbians.
Other fish in the sea? Nope!
This is anime.

(It was manga first.
Yes, I know. Facts just impede
A light-hearted verse.)

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Lack understanding?
Just smile and nod! Always works.
(It helps to be cute.)

Question mark placement:
What if she wore those instead?
Riddle me that, friends.

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Stop at an impasse.
Fretting about the crossing?
This is gap moe.

Sometimes it helps to
Flip out every so often.
Real Turning Girls here.

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To comment henceforth:
Only haikus are allowed.
Lawbreakers punished.

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26 Comments

  1. Posted January 11, 2014 at 6:22 pm | Permalink

    The visuals were nice.
    The substance bored me to tears.
    Dropped and never looked back.

    • Aftiel
      Posted January 11, 2014 at 11:27 pm | Permalink

      It’s five syllables
      you write for lines one and three
      Says haiku police

      • Shinmaru
        Posted January 11, 2014 at 11:34 pm | Permalink

        I will let it slide!
        Because I fucked up above.
        Fairness and justice.

    • Posted January 12, 2014 at 5:17 am | Permalink

      Oh my fucking shit
      I screwed up with the last line
      Damn shit fuck me…shit

  2. Posted January 11, 2014 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

    Haiku expression
    To lighthearted repression:
    Must keep watching now.

    First ep was okay,
    Better if they were real gay:
    Those boobs rotoscoped?

    • Shinmaru
      Posted January 11, 2014 at 11:36 pm | Permalink

      What a suggestion!
      Rotoscoping the ladies?
      Flowers of Evil.

  3. Scamp
    Posted January 11, 2014 at 6:39 pm | Permalink

    Bitch you a poet?
    I’ll have to step up my game
    Watch this space readers

    • Shinmaru
      Posted January 11, 2014 at 11:37 pm | Permalink

      The Internet makes
      Poets out of all of us.
      P.S. you’re smelly.

  4. Aethelwulf
    Posted January 11, 2014 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    Actual Kissing
    Not just longing looks all show
    What is this madness?!?

    Okay visuals…
    Cute characters with no brains…
    High-pitched voices–ARGH.

    4-Koma manga
    still make awful anime
    Dumb humor abounds.

    …Dear fujoshi girls,
    Make a similar show soon
    And make fanboys mad.

    • Shinmaru
      Posted January 11, 2014 at 11:41 pm | Permalink

      If only KyoAni
      Had truly been Free to craft
      Their masterpiece! Sigh.

  5. Varyn
    Posted January 11, 2014 at 7:19 pm | Permalink

    I can’t figure out
    Is Yuri for guys or not?
    Will someone tell me

    They’ve already kissed
    How can they escalate things
    Where do they go next?

    • lmm
      Posted January 11, 2014 at 7:31 pm | Permalink

      Escalation means
      The unthinkable lewdness
      Of girls holding hands

      • Varyn
        Posted January 11, 2014 at 9:54 pm | Permalink

        sweet baby jesus!
        Would they really go that far?
        Extreme for TV

      • Shinmaru
        Posted January 11, 2014 at 11:43 pm | Permalink

        Anime taught me
        Holding hands equals children.
        Yuri babies soon?

    • Pusswookie
      Posted January 11, 2014 at 8:46 pm | Permalink

      If I had to guess
      Carpets are on the menu
      And maybe strap-ons?

  6. ANON
    Posted January 11, 2014 at 7:25 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think I know
    What you’re trying to say here
    Don’t do this again.

    • Shinmaru
      Posted January 11, 2014 at 11:44 pm | Permalink

      You should be aware:
      Saying not to do something
      means I stay the course.

  7. JoeQ
    Posted January 11, 2014 at 8:23 pm | Permalink

    Yawn, 4-koma shit
    But more importantly
    RGZ fucking when?

    • Shinmaru
      Posted January 11, 2014 at 11:47 pm | Permalink

      Have already watcheed!
      Ashura not as moe
      as Shin Mazinger.

  8. Cobrah
    Posted January 11, 2014 at 8:30 pm | Permalink

    Lasted ten minutes
    How do people like this crap?
    Oh well, fucking dropped.

    • Shinmaru
      Posted January 11, 2014 at 11:48 pm | Permalink

      They like the cuteness.
      Whereas I prefer to make
      Lots of silly puns.

  9. Posted January 12, 2014 at 1:37 am | Permalink

    Punish me you shall?
    I think not, you damn upstart!
    I set down the law :P

    I was actually
    looking forward to this show,
    Thought it’d be a drama :(

    Yeah, I said fuck no,
    and put it out of my mind.
    RomCoe Moe*? Fuck you.

    * For the sake of this post, rhymes with “Joe”.

  10. Posted January 12, 2014 at 5:59 am | Permalink

    Shinmaru you rule,
    And lesbians are so cool.
    But this show does drool.

    • The Other W.W.
      Posted January 13, 2014 at 12:45 am | Permalink

      Haiku AND rhyme scheme?
      It’s no Leaves of Grass, but that
      Post was pretty good.

  11. Posted January 13, 2014 at 2:24 pm | Permalink

    Lesbian kisses
    What could only comes next
    A strap on dildo

  12. jinkaine
    Posted January 14, 2014 at 2:13 am | Permalink

    Next week, metaphors
    The crazier the better
    Ridiculousness

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