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Nisekoi episode 9 – Shinbo’s censorship innovation

[HorribleSubs] Nisekoi - 09 [480p].mkv_snapshot_04.13_[2014.03.09_21.23.21]

From the harem genre’s bottom shelf
Comes the hot spring episode trope
I could write this episode myself
Because it won’t go beyond that scope

Nisekoi never had ambitions
To be anything other than tame
To resolutely stick to its guns
So that everything remains the same

[HorribleSubs] Nisekoi - 09 [480p].mkv_snapshot_01.07_[2014.03.09_21.21.32]

Before we got to the nudity
Nisekoi first had to contrive
A reason, no matter how shitty
That all romance starts when you’re five

Remember what Kanon taught us
The perfect girl is the toddler
The great Jun Maeda said thus
And the author of this does concur

But back to that matter on screen
Our characters in the hot spring
And the embarrassing scenes between
Ichijou and Chitoge’s nude fling

An excuse to plant down some boobs
Not that we’ll ever see tits
No breasts, no ass and no pubes
Basically none of the juicy bits

[HorribleSubs] Nisekoi - 09 [480p].mkv_snapshot_17.23_[2014.03.09_21.36.55]

No steam though as instead Shinbo rewards
Us by cumming onto the storyboards

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27 Comments

  1. Posted March 11, 2014 at 3:21 am | Permalink

    Whaaaat?
    No breasts, no ass and no pubes
    Basically none of the juicy bits

    Basically, for scamp, pubes are as important as breasts and asses. How about those who shaved?

    • Outcast
      Posted March 12, 2014 at 9:54 am | Permalink

      Crotch rot

    • Scamp
      Posted March 12, 2014 at 5:37 pm | Permalink

      If it rhymes then I can be into anything

  2. Karry
    Posted March 11, 2014 at 4:17 am | Permalink

    Fuck, i accidentally clicked on the link, momentarily forgetting that this blog is shit now.

  3. Posted March 11, 2014 at 4:25 am | Permalink

    I was laughing so hard that Zvezda, which comes out like half an hour after Nisekoi does on Crunchyroll, had a hot springs episode the exact same day that Nisekoi had its own. Except the former had people fighting each other with swords and secret identities being revealed. What did this episode have? Nothing but splooge.

    • Posted March 11, 2014 at 8:25 am | Permalink

      It also had casually bathing monkeys and giant lasers!

    • Gan_HOPE326
      Posted March 11, 2014 at 10:58 am | Permalink

      I read somewhere this was HanaKana’s third hot spring episode this week. Luckily Tonari no Seki-kun didn’t do that at least.

      And well, the Zvezda Masked Hot Springs episode was pretty great. Especially how everyone was basically either a Zvezda or a White Light operative. The silliness of that show knows no end.

  4. Nagisa33
    Posted March 11, 2014 at 4:50 am | Permalink

    Her face in the second screencap looks like it’s from straight out of a horror movie. It’s the moment when the petrified teen musters up enough courage to slowly look behind them only to reveal Michael Myers or Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees or Ghostface or Chucky or Leatherface or

    • fordalels
      Posted March 11, 2014 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

      It’s a Bible Black Face.

      • Posted March 11, 2014 at 5:48 pm | Permalink

        Bible Blackface. With all the wholesome taste of Bible Black mixed with the cultural elegance of minstrel shows.

  5. Someone Else
    Posted March 11, 2014 at 9:14 am | Permalink

    On unrelated note, I heard Samurai Flamenco suddenly got better again on episode 19. Never seen the episode myself yet though

  6. Posted March 11, 2014 at 12:01 pm | Permalink

    So when are they going to finally go ahead and make an anime that takes place entirely in a hot spring? Like how Free was a swimming anime, why not make a bathing anime?

    • DAI_OXI
      Posted March 11, 2014 at 12:18 pm | Permalink

      You could argue love Hina, although if you wanna get technical that was just an outdoor bath.

    • Posted March 11, 2014 at 1:13 pm | Permalink

      You’ve obviously never seen Thermae Romae.

    • fordalels
      Posted March 11, 2014 at 2:12 pm | Permalink

      Hot Springs with Hinako.

    • Outcast
      Posted March 11, 2014 at 3:59 pm | Permalink

      Hanasaku Iroha.

  7. Cirith
    Posted March 11, 2014 at 12:58 pm | Permalink

    Nisekoi blogging starts to get boring, I hope the next show Scamp blogs is something I actually watch. Nisekoi is bland enough that no critic about its formula is new.

    • Posted March 11, 2014 at 4:14 pm | Permalink

      Wasn’t this the result of him losing a bet of sorts? Something to do with a contest predicting how well certain anime will do?

      • ANON
        Posted March 11, 2014 at 7:39 pm | Permalink

        no need to worry, scamp won’t this again. He learned his lesson.

      • Cirith
        Posted March 11, 2014 at 9:48 pm | Permalink

        Yeah I think Shinmaru is doing Sakura trick for the same reason.

      • Outcast
        Posted March 12, 2014 at 12:37 am | Permalink

        And similarly Inushinde’s doing Sekai Seifuku (although he was attempting to secure the bottommost position in the FAL). However, he actually ended up with one of the better series of this season, so who knows? Maybe the challenge can stick around for another run.

    • Outcast
      Posted March 12, 2014 at 12:41 am | Permalink

      Yeah…I was just watching the series so I could have some prior knowledge about an episode before reading its post (and to share in Scamp’s pain ;-;), but I pretty much gave up at episode 6. Subs or no subs, this series is just a chore.

      • Posted March 12, 2014 at 3:30 am | Permalink

        Congrats for reaching episode 6, most people I know stopped at episode 1.

      • Outcast
        Posted March 12, 2014 at 10:09 am | Permalink

        Funnily enough, people on my campus seem to like this series.

      • ANON
        Posted March 12, 2014 at 4:46 pm | Permalink

        Y’all almost made me feel bad for watching this series. There’s nothing wrong with it, really.

    • Scamp
      Posted March 12, 2014 at 5:43 pm | Permalink

      Ehhh, I was only just starting to get into the swing of the poetry. Show is awful but poetry I thought was getting better. Oh well

      • Cirith
        Posted March 12, 2014 at 6:55 pm | Permalink

        I’m awful at properly speaking or thinking cross rhymes.^^ But I have nothing against the poetry, it is more interesting than if you said the same things normally.

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