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Nisekoi episode 3 – Childhood friend loses

vlcsnap-2014-01-26-10h14m03s59I continue to download the raws
While Shinmaru watches Sakura Kiss
And for that he deserves an applause
But Nisekoi, I think I might like this

If watching English it would be hard
To sit through dialogue this crap
But when playing the weeaboo card
I can look past it being total pap

vlcsnap-2014-01-26-10h21m16s39So the story so far I believe
Is these two twats are pretending to date
The childhood friend can just grieve
For her chance she’ll just have to wait

Unlucky for her the argumentative two
Are starting to get along well
Her love will no longer come true
Unless she comes out of her shell

vlcsnap-2014-01-26-10h16m08s35It’s obvious what she needs to do
Is get on the school table and shout
“I love that man, the generic potato”
And get him to whip his dick out

Bend over the table spread-eagled
Oh sure her classmates might frown
But then she can say she has pulled
Or else her ship will go down

It’s all so obvious, don’t you see?
For a writer you need to hire me!

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  1. Varyn
    Posted January 26, 2014 at 12:55 pm | Permalink

    Scampo zisu izu yo-a eigento uii niido yo-a sukuriputo onu mai desuku bai mandeyu puriizu.

    • Scamp
      Posted January 26, 2014 at 7:39 pm | Permalink

      No puroboremo bossu

  2. ml
    Posted January 26, 2014 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

    That was a fast review release, the better quality subs haven’t even been released yet. Incidentally I don’t think that girl is a childhood friend, just a classmate.

    • Scamp
      Posted January 26, 2014 at 7:39 pm | Permalink

      Well, not needing subs, it’s hardly difficult

  3. Outcast
    Posted January 26, 2014 at 8:00 pm | Permalink

    And now they go ahead and break the rule of “Show, Don’t Tell” by having the childhood friend list all the good qualities of the main character. I would call the author lazy again, but I’m the one who looks lazy for saying the same thing over and over again. Scamp’s solution sounds pretty good actually, if only to inject a tiny bit more character into this series.

    • Scamp
      Posted January 26, 2014 at 8:48 pm | Permalink

      Oh was that what she was doing? Huzzah for not watching in English!

      • Outcast
        Posted January 26, 2014 at 9:33 pm | Permalink

        Yeah, it followed after that boxing ring bit.

        I am really tempted to follow your suit now and watch without subs myself. I nearly gave up in the middle of this episode.

      • Scamp
        Posted January 27, 2014 at 7:05 pm | Permalink

        Join me. It’s fun!

  4. Anonymous
    Posted January 27, 2014 at 11:11 pm | Permalink

    So a part of the joke in these rhymes is that they are as incomprehensible as the unsubtitled meandering of the Fakelove characters right? Because I don’t get these rhymes.

  5. ANON
    Posted January 29, 2014 at 11:09 am | Permalink

    still waiting for that rap version

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