If watching English it would be hard
To sit through dialogue this crap
But when playing the weeaboo card
I can look past it being total pap
Unlucky for her the argumentative two
Are starting to get along well
Her love will no longer come true
Unless she comes out of her shell
Bend over the table spread-eagled
Oh sure her classmates might frown
But then she can say she has pulled
Or else her ship will go down
It’s all so obvious, don’t you see?
For a writer you need to hire me!