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Nisekoi episode 2 – We not fuckin’ oh wait actually ya we fuckin’

[HorribleSubs] Nisekoi - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_09.42_[2014.01.21_19.23.27]In deep and complex shows you can miss
Details if you don’t know the language
But in as generic a show as this
It ultimately does next to no damage

I watch this show with no English text
So my interpretation may be wrong
The tsundere is really quite vexed
She has to pretend she’s eating his d-d-dinner

[HorribleSubs] Nisekoi - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.55_[2014.01.21_19.24.42]So the two nasty gangs turn up
Baying for blood until ~le shock~
These two kids are dating, yup yup
and she loves to ride on his c-c-chariot

They go on a romantic date-oh
Where he’s expected to pop her cherry
These perverts watching all seem to know
They will do it like a missionary

[HorribleSubs] Nisekoi - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.31_[2014.01.21_19.20.10]

Until who shows up but KanaHana
Clutching the key to his lock
She wants his luscious banana
To caress and stroke his hard c-c-cheese stick

…This poem has gone a bit red light
Its a veritable dick joke buffet
I think my next step is to write
The next version of fifty shades of grey

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15 Comments

  1. Gan_HOPE326
    Posted January 21, 2014 at 10:50 pm | Permalink

    Here’s your Hooker Prize, my young fellow!

    …what? No, that’s not a typo.

  2. Karry
    Posted January 22, 2014 at 3:03 am | Permalink

    Did i miss all the important moments when this blog gradually turned into utter shit ? Or that just happens suddenly and completely at random these days ?

    • Someone Else
      Posted January 22, 2014 at 9:21 am | Permalink

      Well I guess the blog has been guillotine gorillad

    • Scamp
      Posted January 22, 2014 at 9:50 am | Permalink

      Not everyone appreciates fine poetry it seems

    • Danger
      Posted January 22, 2014 at 11:18 am | Permalink

      No fun.

  3. Nagisa33
    Posted January 22, 2014 at 3:04 am | Permalink

    I think I’m going to try this show without subtitles too. It should be fun experience. It may be generic but boy am I entertained. Here’s hoping that the entertainment lasts. That guy who voices the right hand man yakuza is the guy who did Viral, also Link. When I fist heard it I thought, “Hey, this guy sounds reeeeeeeeeeeeally familiar!”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3djqMsrw3Fs
    Pretty sexy, no? Hahahaha!

    Lastly, hilarious post! I laughed pretty hard. :)

    • Scamp
      Posted January 22, 2014 at 9:55 am | Permalink

      I’m entertained, but I think that’s purely due to it being a new experience to watch without subtitles.

  4. Someone Else
    Posted January 22, 2014 at 9:17 am | Permalink

    I know it’s your penalty from FAL but you’re fucking around too much…nvm it’s actually pretty accurate

    • Scamp
      Posted January 22, 2014 at 9:55 am | Permalink

      I had to make it interesting for myself somehow

  5. Outcast
    Posted January 22, 2014 at 12:51 pm | Permalink

    What annoys me most about this series is that there is literally no reason for this situation to exist. The two bosses are old friends for God’s sake. Can’t they just call a meeting and tell their goons as much? Or are they disobedient enough to go against their respective boss’s orders? If so, then why would they give a fuck about their children’s wishes? I swear this is so lazy, it hurts.

    I have to agree, the only redeeming quality this show has is that Shaft’s animating it. I really would have dropped it by this point otherwise.

    On another note, no Hamatora first impressions? I thought you were planning to check it out, if only for the new studio doing it.

    • Posted January 22, 2014 at 2:30 pm | Permalink

      Pretty sure that was Inari Konkon that’s being done by a new studio. It’s also generic cute girl romance. Not much to say about it really.

      Also, Hamatora is a boring series.

      • Outcast
        Posted January 22, 2014 at 6:24 pm | Permalink

        Oh, ok, must have misremembered the season preview. And, yes, I agree, it is pretty boring. And it was ok for a first episode, but them pulling the “Working the same case” trope twice is just lazy.

        To be honest, the series actually feels a lot like Get Backers but with newer animation (I remember having liked Get Backers in the past, but it hasn’t aged well…).

  6. ANON
    Posted January 22, 2014 at 4:16 pm | Permalink

    You’re already being boooed by your readers scamp!

    I IMPLORE YOU TO DO THE NEXT ONE AS A RAP VIDEO.

    • Nagisa33
      Posted January 22, 2014 at 4:45 pm | Permalink

      I’d pay to see that. I second this!

    • Edraii
      Posted January 22, 2014 at 10:35 pm | Permalink

      This man speaks the truth, Listen to him!

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