Hello, Prospective Readers,
My name is Shinmaru. Perhaps you have heard of me. I made it to the group of 64 in the prestigious Japanese Animation Web Loggers Tournament, so clearly this means I am an Important Person. I ran UNMEI KAIHEN for nearly three years, but both the site and I know it is time to move on. No hard feelings. I just need something more from my blogging relationship; something greater, more satisfying.
And so I hope to enter into everlasting love with The Cart Driver, and with you.
“Wait, slow down!” you might say. “This is moving a bit fast for me!”
A fair point. Perhaps you wish to know more about me before we resume our destined, eternal romance. As you wish.
a/s/l: 26/manly man who only does manly things/my parent’s basement
Relationship status: Single ;D ;D ;D
Interested in: You.
Height: Doesn’t matter. I am always sitting or laying down, because I’m a lazy fuck.
I like watching long walks in beach episodes; thick censorship fog in hot springs episodes; fireworks and fishing in summer festival episodes; and haunted houses, maid cafes, concerts, plays and pro wrestling in school festival episodes. My dream is to one day see all of these hallowed, sacred anime institutions in one episode. It will be the greatest episode in Japanese animation industry. In fact, afterward every studio will shut down out of artistic frustration.
My ideal anime experience involves cute girls doing cute things and then having their emotions ground to a pulp. I feed off their tears; they give me powers beyond comprehension. I am invincible. I will live forever. I like to store all the tears in the pillows I buy from Real Japanese Websites. Maybe one day I will share them with you. Maybe. The river of our romance does not yet run as deep as the tears I lap up, my love.
Why do I watch anime? It is all that is real. It is a world of majestic fantasy and clear-eyed wonder in the form of school uniforms. Such variety! Such color! Such vigor! When I went to school, there was but a single type of uniform. If only I had gone to school in an anime. But now I can go to school in anime forever.
That is who I am. I am anime. Anime is me. We are anime. Anime are we.
I hope you love me because I love you.