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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure 24 – CARS. IN. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.


Let’s all just sit and stare at this for a few minutes before I actually get into this post. Don’t worry, I’ll wait for you. No rush.

And … time! That was fun. Once again, good on sataniel for making this happen. Top work!

This episode makes me wonder whether Cars made it to the top of the food chain among the Pillar Men more through backstabbing and politicking rather than being the strongest of them all. Not that he isn’t a formidable opponent, of course, but good ol’ Joseph expended the least effort in dispatching Cars compared to the other Pillar Men . . . OR SO IT SEEMED AT THE TIME. Doubtless Cars hoped to off Joseph without having to become the ultimate Ultimate Being, because that is the dastardly arrogant villain thing to do, but reenacting the spike pit fatality from Mortal Kombat put a damper on that plan.

Credit where it’s due for cars, though: Sneaking the Red Stone of Aja onto one of the stone masks and slipping it onto his face while everyone is distracting by Stroheim’s orgasmic proclamation about how awesome it will be to roast Cars is a Joseph Joestar-worthy maneuver. It’s also a nice piece of symbolism that Cars is using the power of the sun to become the most powerful being alive — overcoming his only weakness so that he no longer has any weaknesses. Inspirational!


I can only hope that becoming the Ultimate Being will not do anything bad to Cars’ glorious mane. If anything, becoming godlike should make his hair more magnificent. I’m not certain exactly how Cars’ hair could possibly become more luxurious, but that’s why I am a mere blog writer rather than creator of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. Maybe that fine feathered hair will have a rainbowy sheen to it like Cars’ blades? We’ve already had one battler who could strangle people with his hair. Why not someone who can slice people up with hair?

But you know what I am looking forward to most with Cars as the Ultimate Being? The inevitable crazy trick that Joseph will have to pull to defeat Cars. How does one defeat a being that has no weakness? Truly it is a job beyond the realm of mere mortals, but Joseph Joestar is a magician of the highest order. All the misdirection and naughty tricks we’ve seen up to this point? Child’s play! I am guessing that Joseph’s final victory will be an awe-inspiring feat the likes of which we will all remember even when we are old and shitting ourselves half the day. It will be the type of memory we gladly take to the grave. Children? Who wants to remember those losers? I’d rather keep Joseph Joestar’s greatest win as my final memory.

One last thing: The flashback of Elizabeth “Lisa Lisa” Joestar’s time with George Joestar kinda cracked me up. Not because of anything involving them, though; Lisa Lisa straight up slaughtering that vampire is pretty dope, and getting a glimpse of Joseph’s pops is neat, too. No, it’s mostly the scenario of a vampire general that’s hilarious. “Well, he doesn’t let us see his face, and he never goes outside except during the night, but damn it, he’s a great leader!” My dream scenario is that he actually worked his way up to general in the Royal Air Force from scratch. That’s actually a cunning vampire! He’s initially shunned by his peers because he refuses to go out during the day, but through sheer hard work and guts, he earns their respect and rises to a position of leadership. That general made vampires everywhere proud.


Also, the next episode has killer fish! GET HYPE.

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  1. Nadgers
    Posted March 25, 2013 at 5:44 pm | Permalink

    Would advise you to but up an extra “NO SPOILERS PLEASE”. Something about this post resonates a bit too well with the next episode so im sure some over excited fella will want to spoil it to you. Or the upcoming fight in general.

    Cars’ voice actor really impressed me in this episode. He has been good all trough, but he really but himself into it during the fight.

    • Posted March 26, 2013 at 2:29 pm | Permalink

      He definitely plays a great mocking bastard.

  2. foon
    Posted March 25, 2013 at 5:59 pm | Permalink


  3. gravethestampede
    Posted March 25, 2013 at 6:07 pm | Permalink

    Cars looks like someone looking for the Madokami constellation, only fabulous-er. Can’t wait for FUCKING PIRANHAS!!

  4. Posted March 25, 2013 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

    Next week: GyoGyo’s Bizarre Adventure

    • fathomlessblue
      Posted March 25, 2013 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

      This sounds a better show than even Psycho-Bass!

  5. Stef
    Posted March 25, 2013 at 7:06 pm | Permalink


    • gravethestampede
      Posted March 25, 2013 at 7:26 pm | Permalink

      Lol, let’s keep it that way for now. No one can predict what the Ultimate Being has in store for the blaspheming Jojo!

      • Posted March 26, 2013 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

        I’ve certainly stopped trying to guess.

  6. Mucasama
    Posted March 25, 2013 at 7:46 pm | Permalink

    Those FUCKING PIRANHAS look very well animated. For what we can see in the preview the next chapter will have a better quality than all others.

    • Posted March 26, 2013 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

      It’s every animator’s dream to draw flying piranha.

  7. Salce
    Posted March 25, 2013 at 10:07 pm | Permalink

    You sure you didn’t read the manga? haha

    I won’t get into detail to avoid spoiling you, but when Battle Tendency finishes you will look back to this review and laugh.

    • Posted March 26, 2013 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

      Nope! Well, I’ve started reading from the beginning (I’m up to Joseph’s trip to Mexico in Battle Tendency), and I’ve read the first volume of Stardust Crusaders, but I have no idea how Battle Tendency ends.

  8. Billish
    Posted March 25, 2013 at 11:37 pm | Permalink

    Once again the Nazi’s ruin everything. Symbolic a little of their history? Stroheim wanted the glory of standing on top of the world – defeating the ultimate being and thus becoming the strongest – but went too far and ended up feeding a killing machine the likes of which the world has never seen. I guess the killing machine doesn’t want to murder all inferior beings, at least, but rather rule them? I can’t remember exactly what Cars wanted.

    • Posted March 26, 2013 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

      Damn those Nazis.

    • R1CK_D0M
      Posted March 27, 2013 at 10:13 am | Permalink

      IIRC cars didn’t want to rule them per se, but instead wanted to become invincible, and stand at the top of the food chain, a place where no one could reach.

    • kira
      Posted June 28, 2013 at 5:13 pm | Permalink

      fuck you both, cocksucking jews.

  9. HigurashiMerlin
    Posted March 26, 2013 at 5:24 pm | Permalink

    Hehehe Cars in space….

  10. Pusswookie
    Posted March 27, 2013 at 5:01 am | Permalink

    Since all this backstory is getting me into the mindset:
    I really hope that Speedwagon and his spiffy ani-mullet were there to dramatically narrate the conception of Joseph’s dad.

    • R1CK_D0M
      Posted March 27, 2013 at 10:15 am | Permalink

      I’d rather wonder about his birth. could you imagine what speed lines would be used for then?

      • Pusswookie
        Posted March 28, 2013 at 5:37 am | Permalink

        Certainly nothing appealing, that’s for sure.

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