Hunter x Hunter: You know, for kids!
So things actually happened this episode, such as Gon and company analyzing the Razor Challenge and determining how best to tackle it, but let’s be real: Hisoka is the star of the show. Hisoka and his beautiful gluteus maximus. Speaking of maximus, Gon and Killua are getting an eyeful of Big Hissy up there. Random question: Do you think people ever use Nen specifically on the ol’ trouser snake in this world? They have to, right? SOMEONE has to have tried it — the curiosity would be overwhelming. I can’t imagine it would go over well with the ladies or gentlemen on the receiving end, though. I mean, Gon got thrown backward a lot just by touching Biscuit’s Nen-infused fist, and she didn’t even power it up enough to kill. In all the, er, excitement, how could you control how much energy goes into the crotch rocket? Would people split down the middle, or would they explode into horrible chunks as if Yoshiaki Kawajiri were directing their grisly end?
Think about it. This is important.
Not Hisoka’s glorious ass cheeks, but here you are, anyway. May Hisoka shame you all with his hardened, bulging muscles. I know I’ll be sitting in the corner eating ice cream by the gallon because I could never hope to have that body. I feel objectified by this! So objectified!! I’m going to reddit now!!!!!
This whole episode is just beautiful. Would finding Hisoka bathing in a misty lake be the good end or bad end of a Hunter x Hunter otome game? I am not familiar enough with such things to know which end of the spectrum it would fall under, but I am sure it would be memorable either way. Alas, we are all too old or not powerful enough to satiate the mad clown’s specific tastes. Luckily for Gon and Killua, Hisoka know exactly the place to take the two of them: Aiai, the City of Love, where every meeting sets off a flag! It’s a beautiful place where you can run into a childhood friend, save a moe girl in an alley, or bump into a young student running to school with toast in her mouth! Truly it is a wonderland.
Also, on the way Hisoka can’t help but check out some primo shota ass. Aww yeah!
Sure there’s stuff about Killua figuring out what’s fishy regarding Hisoka’s behavior, and Hisoka fooling the group by switching the names of the people he has met during the game, but none of that nonsense actually matters in the grand scheme of things. Intrigue? What the fuck is that? Killua dousing some guy’s face with tequila and lighting him on fire? YAWN. Moemoe Bisky-chama? FUCK THAT NOISE. We all know the REALEST draw of this series . . .
Oh yeah . . .
Hisoka’s powering up . . .
HE’S GONNA BURST
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*fans self for 45 minutes*
The Cart Driver 
The best episode of Greed Island so far. More butts and Hisoka plz.
There is nothing in this comment I disagree with.
Agreed!
I was just completely flabbergasted by this episode.
Flabbergasted by that first paragraph…
I have done my proper duty.
Just cause this this episode came out, I was looking for this post, in hopes of having a post about Hisoka and how much of a massive Pedo he is towards Gon and company. I mean I was looking forward to this so bad, and my expectations was truly met. Though I was looking more towards how Hisoka was getting turned on infront of Gon and Co. Also how Bisky-chama, showing how much more Moe she can be.
I am glad I have fulfilled your expectations!
Bisky-chama was indeed pretty damn moe in this episode.
I don’t think Hisoka would ever need to use Nen in such a way. Judging by Gon & Killua’s reaction, his little sailor was already standing at attention. Still, I imagine it would work far more effectively in Jojo. I can see the advert now: rippled… FOR HER PLEASURE!
I don’t doubt it. I wonder if Gon even knows what he’s looking at? Killua strikes me as a worldly kid, so he definitely knows the full horror of Hisoka’s little buddy. Gon’s probably instinctively afraid.
Ah, Gon’s innocence. On this matter. Did you read the manga for the Chimaera Ant arc?
Nope, I know what happens only through Greed Island. When this is finished, everything will be new to me!
Ah, then it’s a spoiler-ish thing for you, though not a big or important one. I can’t speak. Too bad.
Innocent or not Gon is a 12 years old kid.
He must already know from experience what he is looking at.
I was not disappointed waiting for this post
This is my happiness.
Just as I was feeling this arc had been dragging on a bit, in comes fabulous Hisoka in once again the most glorious manner.
Best character ever.
Whenever your arc needs a shot in the arm, just give that cocksure clown, Hisoka, a call!
Bisky-chama wants that nen infused D, naughty hag.
BISKY-CHAMA IS TOTALLY PURE, SIR
Oh and that busty lady was in top dick-form again. I hope the bomber gets her.
I don’t even remember if she shows up again after this.
NSFW
I hope that none of my posts is safe for work.
Hisoka butt >>>>>> Vivid butts.
The problem now becomes more difficult: Hisoka butt or Pillar butts? These are truly the great questions of our time.
Hisoka’s butt definitely wins out for me.
I outlandishly have to disagree with that, though Hisoka’s butt can bring to life any arc, not to mention double that with his golden crotch, but the Butts in Vividred surely doesn’t fail when put up to be compared.
I didn’t notice it until a second rewatch but Gon and Killuas eyes move up as they watch Hisoka’s phallus rise.
Hahaha, that’s amazing.
The manga has Hisoka’s speech bubble rise to give the same effect. It’s… yeah:
Haha, that’s actually a clever visual trick!
Interesting. It could be hard to control your strength when you’re at it. Reminds me of the Superman/Lois Lane discussion. Then again, Superman has been living his entire life holding himself back. Someone with less control like Supergirl would have chomp her non-invulnerable partner right off.
I would guess that their is a “Sex and Nen” lesson as another prerequisite for Hunters but the boys haven’t got it yet because they’re too young. I have heard similar story that says Sumo wrestlers have to get “How Not to Crush Your Tiny Wife to Death” lesson as a part of their training. [Citation Needed]
Yeah, the Superman/Lois Lane question (here’s the famous essay, for those of you who are curious) is exactly what I had in mind when I wrote that!
I’m slightly disappointed that you didn’t include Bisky-chama reacting to Hisoka’s manliness, for that that was as funny as Gon and Killua’s eyes following the rise.
I CAN’T INCLUDE EVERYTHING ;______;
I DON’T CARE ABOUT THEM BUTTS I ONLY CARE ABOUT AIAI CITY WHICH WAS KEPT
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AiAi City and the butts are equally beautiful.
Nen rod + Hisokas gum power is just terrifying. He could pull himself in from a distance! AHHHH
I shudder at the multitude of uses for Hisoka’s Bungie Gum.
I WAS WAITING FOR THISSSS!!!!! ❤ Shinmaru! ❤ Hisoka!!!!
I knew you would enjoy it.
How did Hisoka know what to do when the guy bumped into the girl with toast in her mouth?
…does Hisoka play gal games?