Hunter x Hunter: You know, for kids!
So things actually happened this episode, such as Gon and company analyzing the Razor Challenge and determining how best to tackle it, but let’s be real: Hisoka is the star of the show. Hisoka and his beautiful gluteus maximus. Speaking of maximus, Gon and Killua are getting an eyeful of Big Hissy up there. Random question: Do you think people ever use Nen specifically on the ol’ trouser snake in this world? They have to, right? SOMEONE has to have tried it — the curiosity would be overwhelming. I can’t imagine it would go over well with the ladies or gentlemen on the receiving end, though. I mean, Gon got thrown backward a lot just by touching Biscuit’s Nen-infused fist, and she didn’t even power it up enough to kill. In all the, er, excitement, how could you control how much energy goes into the crotch rocket? Would people split down the middle, or would they explode into horrible chunks as if Yoshiaki Kawajiri were directing their grisly end?
Think about it. This is important.
Not Hisoka’s glorious ass cheeks, but here you are, anyway. May Hisoka shame you all with his hardened, bulging muscles. I know I’ll be sitting in the corner eating ice cream by the gallon because I could never hope to have that body. I feel objectified by this! So objectified!! I’m going to reddit now!!!!!
This whole episode is just beautiful. Would finding Hisoka bathing in a misty lake be the good end or bad end of a Hunter x Hunter otome game? I am not familiar enough with such things to know which end of the spectrum it would fall under, but I am sure it would be memorable either way. Alas, we are all too old or not powerful enough to satiate the mad clown’s specific tastes. Luckily for Gon and Killua, Hisoka know exactly the place to take the two of them: Aiai, the City of Love, where every meeting sets off a flag! It’s a beautiful place where you can run into a childhood friend, save a moe girl in an alley, or bump into a young student running to school with toast in her mouth! Truly it is a wonderland.
Also, on the way Hisoka can’t help but check out some primo shota ass. Aww yeah!
Sure there’s stuff about Killua figuring out what’s fishy regarding Hisoka’s behavior, and Hisoka fooling the group by switching the names of the people he has met during the game, but none of that nonsense actually matters in the grand scheme of things. Intrigue? What the fuck is that? Killua dousing some guy’s face with tequila and lighting him on fire? YAWN. Moemoe Bisky-chama? FUCK THAT NOISE. We all know the REALEST draw of this series . . .
Oh yeah . . .
Hisoka’s powering up . . .
HE’S GONNA BURST
*fans self for 45 minutes*