42 CommentsHunter X Hunter / By Shinmaru /

Hunter x Hunter 68 – BUTTS APLENTY

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Hunter x Hunter: You know, for kids!

So things actually happened this episode, such as Gon and company analyzing the Razor Challenge and determining how best to tackle it, but let’s be real: Hisoka is the star of the show. Hisoka and his beautiful gluteus maximus. Speaking of maximus, Gon and Killua are getting an eyeful of Big Hissy up there. Random question: Do you think people ever use Nen specifically on the ol’ trouser snake in this world? They have to, right? SOMEONE has to have tried it — the curiosity would be overwhelming. I can’t imagine it would go over well with the ladies or gentlemen on the receiving end, though. I mean, Gon got thrown backward a lot just by touching Biscuit’s Nen-infused fist, and she didn’t even power it up enough to kill. In all the, er, excitement, how could you control how much energy goes into the crotch rocket? Would people split down the middle, or would they explode into horrible chunks as if Yoshiaki Kawajiri were directing their grisly end?

Think about it. This is important.

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Not Hisoka’s glorious ass cheeks, but here you are, anyway. May Hisoka shame you all with his hardened, bulging muscles. I know I’ll be sitting in the corner eating ice cream by the gallon because I could never hope to have that body. I feel objectified by this! So objectified!! I’m going to reddit now!!!!!

This whole episode is just beautiful. Would finding Hisoka bathing in a misty lake be the good end or bad end of a Hunter x Hunter otome game? I am not familiar enough with such things to know which end of the spectrum it would fall under, but I am sure it would be memorable either way. Alas, we are all too old or not powerful enough to satiate the mad clown’s specific tastes. Luckily for Gon and Killua, Hisoka know exactly the place to take the two of them: Aiai, the City of Love, where every meeting sets off a flag! It’s a beautiful place where you can run into a childhood friend, save a moe girl in an alley, or bump into a young student running to school with toast in her mouth! Truly it is a wonderland.

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Also, on the way Hisoka can’t help but check out some primo shota ass. Aww yeah!

Sure there’s stuff about Killua figuring out what’s fishy regarding Hisoka’s behavior, and Hisoka fooling the group by switching the names of the people he has met during the game, but none of that nonsense actually matters in the grand scheme of things. Intrigue? What the fuck is that? Killua dousing some guy’s face with tequila and lighting him on fire? YAWN. Moemoe Bisky-chama? FUCK THAT NOISE. We all know the REALEST draw of this series . . .

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Oh yeah . . .

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Hisoka’s powering up . . .

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HE’S GONNA BURST

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*fans self for 45 minutes*

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42 Comments

  1. Posted February 26, 2013 at 8:40 pm | Permalink

    The best episode of Greed Island so far. More butts and Hisoka plz.

    • Posted February 27, 2013 at 1:47 am | Permalink

      There is nothing in this comment I disagree with.

      • matrixEXO
        Posted March 2, 2013 at 10:52 am | Permalink

        Agreed!

  2. NormalMar
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 8:53 pm | Permalink

    I was just completely flabbergasted by this episode.

    • NormalMar
      Posted February 26, 2013 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

      Flabbergasted by that first paragraph…

      • Posted February 27, 2013 at 1:49 am | Permalink

        I have done my proper duty.

  3. Friend_Guy
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 8:57 pm | Permalink

    Just cause this this episode came out, I was looking for this post, in hopes of having a post about Hisoka and how much of a massive Pedo he is towards Gon and company. I mean I was looking forward to this so bad, and my expectations was truly met. Though I was looking more towards how Hisoka was getting turned on infront of Gon and Co. Also how Bisky-chama, showing how much more Moe she can be.

    • Posted February 27, 2013 at 1:51 am | Permalink

      I am glad I have fulfilled your expectations!

      Bisky-chama was indeed pretty damn moe in this episode.

  4. fathomlessblue
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 8:58 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think Hisoka would ever need to use Nen in such a way. Judging by Gon & Killua’s reaction, his little sailor was already standing at attention. Still, I imagine it would work far more effectively in Jojo. I can see the advert now: rippled… FOR HER PLEASURE!

    • Posted February 27, 2013 at 1:52 am | Permalink

      I don’t doubt it. I wonder if Gon even knows what he’s looking at? Killua strikes me as a worldly kid, so he definitely knows the full horror of Hisoka’s little buddy. Gon’s probably instinctively afraid.

      • Gan_HOPE326
        Posted February 27, 2013 at 4:07 pm | Permalink

        Ah, Gon’s innocence. On this matter. Did you read the manga for the Chimaera Ant arc?

      • Posted February 27, 2013 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

        Nope, I know what happens only through Greed Island. When this is finished, everything will be new to me!

      • Gan_HOPE326
        Posted February 27, 2013 at 4:21 pm | Permalink

        Ah, then it’s a spoiler-ish thing for you, though not a big or important one. I can’t speak. Too bad.

      • Salce
        Posted February 28, 2013 at 4:44 am | Permalink

        Innocent or not Gon is a 12 years old kid.

        He must already know from experience what he is looking at.

  5. Posted February 26, 2013 at 9:05 pm | Permalink

    I was not disappointed waiting for this post

  6. Mr. Anon
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 9:14 pm | Permalink

    Just as I was feeling this arc had been dragging on a bit, in comes fabulous Hisoka in once again the most glorious manner.

    Best character ever.

    • Posted February 27, 2013 at 1:54 am | Permalink

      Whenever your arc needs a shot in the arm, just give that cocksure clown, Hisoka, a call!

  7. gravethestampede
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

    Bisky-chama wants that nen infused D, naughty hag.

  8. gravethestampede
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 9:18 pm | Permalink

    Oh and that busty lady was in top dick-form again. I hope the bomber gets her.

    • Posted February 27, 2013 at 1:55 am | Permalink

      I don’t even remember if she shows up again after this.

  9. Gravethestampede
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 11:29 pm | Permalink

    NSFW

    • Posted February 27, 2013 at 1:56 am | Permalink

      I hope that none of my posts is safe for work.

  10. Posted February 27, 2013 at 12:02 am | Permalink

    Hisoka butt >>>>>> Vivid butts.

    The problem now becomes more difficult: Hisoka butt or Pillar butts? These are truly the great questions of our time.

    • Posted February 27, 2013 at 1:57 am | Permalink

      Hisoka’s butt definitely wins out for me.

      • Friend_Guy
        Posted February 27, 2013 at 2:47 am | Permalink

        I outlandishly have to disagree with that, though Hisoka’s butt can bring to life any arc, not to mention double that with his golden crotch, but the Butts in Vividred surely doesn’t fail when put up to be compared.

  11. TheVoid
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 1:07 am | Permalink

    I didn’t notice it until a second rewatch but Gon and Killuas eyes move up as they watch Hisoka’s phallus rise.

  12. il-Palazzo
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 1:29 am | Permalink

    Interesting. It could be hard to control your strength when you’re at it. Reminds me of the Superman/Lois Lane discussion. Then again, Superman has been living his entire life holding himself back. Someone with less control like Supergirl would have chomp her non-invulnerable partner right off.

    I would guess that their is a “Sex and Nen” lesson as another prerequisite for Hunters but the boys haven’t got it yet because they’re too young. I have heard similar story that says Sumo wrestlers have to get “How Not to Crush Your Tiny Wife to Death” lesson as a part of their training. [Citation Needed]

  13. Fumoffu!!
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 8:17 am | Permalink

    I’m slightly disappointed that you didn’t include Bisky-chama reacting to Hisoka’s manliness, for that that was as funny as Gon and Killua’s eyes following the rise.

  14. Posted February 27, 2013 at 12:43 pm | Permalink

    I DON’T CARE ABOUT THEM BUTTS I ONLY CARE ABOUT AIAI CITY WHICH WAS KEPT

    <333333333333333333333333333

    • Posted February 27, 2013 at 4:20 pm | Permalink

      AiAi City and the butts are equally beautiful.

  15. Billish
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 1:53 pm | Permalink

    Nen rod + Hisokas gum power is just terrifying. He could pull himself in from a distance! AHHHH

    • Posted March 2, 2013 at 4:40 pm | Permalink

      I shudder at the multitude of uses for Hisoka’s Bungie Gum.

  16. matrixEXO
    Posted March 2, 2013 at 10:57 am | Permalink

    I WAS WAITING FOR THISSSS!!!!! <3 Shinmaru! <3 Hisoka!!!!

  17. Pusswookie
    Posted April 23, 2013 at 4:30 am | Permalink

    How did Hisoka know what to do when the guy bumped into the girl with toast in her mouth?
    …does Hisoka play gal games?

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