A bunch of mono-expression fairies trap the nameless main character in a time loop by repeatedly feeding her their manufactured bananas so she can slip on the peel and jump back in time all for the purpose of creating multiple versions of her so she can make them sweeties.
Like…fuck. What the hell am I supposed to write in response to that, except stand up and applaud furiously?
I am a man of many words, including some rather infrequently used words like flabbergasted and gimcrack. But I’m hopeless in the face of this episode. The main character knows she’s supposed to be looking for an assistant, whose only factoid she knows about is that he wears a Hawaiian shirt, which she just arbitrarily knows for reasons unbeknownst to her. One of the re-occurring scenarios she finds herself in is confronting her boss in a Roman chariot, which doesn’t appear to phase her that much. And again, the time travel is initiated by her slipping repeatedly on a banana peel, even if she bakes it in a delicious pie. It doesn’t mean anything, unlike a bunch of the previous episodes, but it doesn’t have to. It was a hugely entertaining story regardless. It’s just I’m at a total loss how to approach it.
So instead, here’s a picture of a whale wearing Alucard’s hat.
Scamp has Declined