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Hetalia Axis Powers episode 52

Thanks to the managerial issues at the headquarters of gg, the usual subbers, this episode comes subbed by some group called Carrion Crow. They’re their subs lack the bells and whistles of a gg release but it translates the words and dialogue and at the end of the day, that’s all you need from subtitles. However the anticipation for this episode to finally come out was ruined when it started off with these fuckers.

I thought Chibitalia had ended when they had that scene of a grown up Italy wearing Chibitalia’s clothes. But no, instead we are treated to HRE’s perverted dreams where he gets to have sexy naked time with Chibitalia and a dog. Fuck you Chibitalia. You’ve put me in a bad mood. In fact, I’m so bloody annoyed that this episode was made up of 50% of softcore shotacon that I’m not even going to bloody touch the rest of the episode.

Actually I will, because this made me laugh.

Ah, annoying American tourists with their giant rucksacks and drawling accents. What would have made this picture even better would be if America was wearing one of those bumbag things that seem to be solely restricted to people exchanging money (usually granny’s at car boot sales or drug dealers) and American tourists. I quite like observing the difference in tourists. Most Asian tourists tend to wander in large groups and take a lot of photos while flicking V signs. You’ll always recognise the German males at swimming pools because they are the ones wearing tight black speedos. Irish tourists get off the plane and straight into the nearest Irish pub, which brings to question why they even go on holiday in the first place.

While Canadians spend their time on holiday trying to tell everyone that they are not Americans. Generally it’s pretty easy to tell them apart. Canadians aren’t wearing bumbags.

Sorry if I sound overly cynical today but boy has Chibitalia put me in a bad mood. Please tell me season three has less of them and more of this mysterious Prussia fellow who all the fangirls keep raving about. I really want to see what all the fuss is about.

::Edit:: I remember ages ago finding links to my posts on Hetalia Livejournal sites. Well I stumbled across the LJ community again in this thread where my worth is being discussed.

Cart Driver: Funny or unfunny to you?

Never heard of him.

Will never be as cool as the cabbage man.

He’s almost never funny. Half the time interesting, but rarely funny.

Assuming you mean the blogger, I don’t think he’s particularly funny, but I think he’s kind of entertaining.


I’m no big fan of anime blogs but I think I enjoyed Cart Driver’s blog…especially on hetalia.

…? You know he’s going to be blogging season 3, too, right? ‘Sides that, he seems pretty all right. Good sense of humor. His intense dislike for Chibitalia is a little silly, but he just thinks the segments are boring, man. And I can’t really blame ‘im for that.

I want him out, actually. His hate of Chibitalia and HRe is, IMHO, freaking creepy.

someone should draw 34 of the dog and chibitalia and send it to this dude as a gift fanart

It appears my existence in Hetalia fandom splits opinion as much as Chibitalia does. Also, please no shotacon bestiality gifs.

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  1. Posted March 13, 2010 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

    Prussia=the Chuck Norris of Hetalia.

  2. blogger
    Posted March 13, 2010 at 9:45 pm | Permalink

    Hetalia is truly not Hetalia without Prussia. I don’t know how to explain it, but his sheer awesome is very popular with my friends and I who watch him.
    On another note, I enjoyed this episode with Canada, but Chibitalia? It screwed up the whole episode, no offence. I just don’t feel like seeing what HRE is up to in his dreams. I really hope the Nordics come into Season 3, because I’ve needed to see their interactions for a long time, and hopefully, we’ll see more sort of history-related events coming up- though I’d love to see them animate the strips of England being an active drunk holidaymaker. :)

  3. Humanity_Cat
    Posted March 13, 2010 at 11:38 pm | Permalink

    Oh, Chibitalia, don’t you just ruin everything? I tried to put it out of my way and enjoy the rest of the episode until the last scene…-_-

    I enjoyed the rest of it, though. I was beginning to groan that we would have more America-Japan relations, but I actually really enjoyed it- mostly because it’s so damn true.

    I loved the Canada part because the Canada strips are some of my favorite….especially the one they just animated with Cuba.

    Hurr, I wonder if they’ll change the ‘Axis Powers’ to ‘World Series’ in the anime….

  4. Freya
    Posted March 13, 2010 at 11:42 pm | Permalink

    The lack of Prussia, The Nordics and perverted tomboy Hungary makes my inner fan girl cry. It’s hard to get the real Hetalia experience without reading the manga IMO.
    I have no idea what studio Deen is thinking, there are so many better strips to animate than this annoying piece of crap. Though the American Tourist part did make me chuckle.

  5. heyheyho
    Posted March 13, 2010 at 11:54 pm | Permalink

    …Wow, you hate Chibitalia more than I though. :/
    And it wasn’t a dream, but retarded Deen made it look like it.

    Prussia is amusingly retarded and failtastic- errrr I mean AWESOME.
    Yeahh. *Get’s killed by a thousand fangirls*

    Yesss, the angry Canada one! Now they have to adapt the one were he actually does explode and insults America for 3 hours and makes him cry. BADASS.

  6. Posted March 14, 2010 at 12:41 am | Permalink

    You know the ironic thing is in the original strip of this chibitalia moment, Prussia was in it. (he was spying on them from the bushes. god knows why.)

  7. Poro
    Posted March 14, 2010 at 2:53 am | Permalink

    i would like to point out that Shakugan no Shana was horrible. Although even i remember meronpan in its many mispelled forms. Oh and HOW ON EARTH, HEAVEN, HELL, and PURGATORIO did you all survive through Chibi!!!!!!

  8. VK
    Posted March 14, 2010 at 3:09 am | Permalink

    Prussia is considered a God amongst the Hetalia fandom because he called himself awesome a few times.
    In all seriousness he’s entertaining but only appears in a select few strips. He’s even acquired his own drama CD somehow.

    His level of fame is a mystery. Kind of like the Nordics’ popularity.

    But anyway, I’m not a fan of Chibitalia either. Doesn’t even really try to be funny.

  9. Posted March 14, 2010 at 4:32 am | Permalink

    Chibitalia has ended…it’s just that there are extras…and this wasn’t supposed to be a dream, they just wanted to reuse stock footage.
    Where is Prussia supposed to be in this? I can’t find him.

    Well, season three is named World Series Hetalia. It could mean that it finally fucking focuses on other characters or APH turned into a baseball animu.

  10. luffyluffy
    Posted March 14, 2010 at 5:07 am | Permalink

    TBFH, I aw’d so hard to Chibitalia and HRE. I’m a sucker for cute shit. Like HRE. Who might be Germany. And Chibitalia. Who I want to lock in a closet. And then do things to him.

  11. fable
    Posted March 14, 2010 at 5:52 am | Permalink

    It was honestly a great episode to me because it contained an amazing amount of Canada. However, I’m a biased Canadian so blah. Also, Canadian tourists generally wander around wearing red maple leaf symbols somewhere on them to get recognized so they don’t have to explain they aren’t American. I think being called American is a berserk button for a lot of normally mild-mannered people I know.

    Also, I can’t help it. I thought HRE playing with the dog was cute. I also still want the Chibitalia strip where Chibitalia kicks Turkey in the face, so I’m probably the only one here who is asking for more Chibtitalia. I honestly don’t hate Chibitalia. I’m just sort of like ‘mmm… okay’. What bugged me more than anything was they turned something that actually happened into a dream, which was weird.

    The thing about Prussia is… hm. Most of his appearances have happened in longer strips which are unlikely to be animated. Or he’s appeared in stuff like the Christmas Rampage or the April Fool’s Takeover, other stuff that will never ever be animated. Or his short part in Buon San Valentino which is too long and full of too much gay for Studio DEEN to handle. He’s apparently showing up in the movie and in an episode on the fandisc though, so there is more Prussia in the future. There’s only really four Chibitalia strips that come to my mind that can be animated. I bet they will animate the one with the cat ears.

  12. Posted March 14, 2010 at 7:31 am | Permalink

    Christmas Rampage has too much nekkid for it to be animated.

  13. Scamp
    Posted March 14, 2010 at 12:02 pm | Permalink


    The Nordics and Prussia: The two great mysteries of Hetalia to me. We’ll see what season three has to offer in that area


    Japan and America should be a great duo but they keep doing unfunny gags, which is annoying. One quiet, one loud. A match made in heaven if they did it right


    I think the director of the Hetalia anime must be a pedophile or something and like those Chibitalia strips


    Me? Dislike Chibitalia? Whatever gave you that impression?


    Maybe the director has made himself to be Prussia since they both like nakked little boys?


    Wait…so he’s one of these characters that barely ever appear but have massive fangirl following? Like Matt from Death Note or something like that? Ah pooie, I hate it when that happens


    Does that mean I’m gonna have to name these posts ‘Hetalia World Series’ from now on? I wonder why they changed the name. I guess this time they’re truly differenciating between seasons


    Chibitalia fans? I thought they didn’t exist….


    Yeah I also quite liked the rest of the episode, although I’m at a bit of a loss as to why Canada goes on Holiday in Cuba although I can make some educated guesswork. Also, I don’t think Deen chave too much trouble animating nakedness and stuff. We’ll have to see in the later episodes. I’m never entirely sure what Deen are doing with this series

  14. Posted March 14, 2010 at 1:37 pm | Permalink

    Pretty much. I hope it’s what we think it is (the focusing on other nations part not the baseball series part lol). It’s about time we get other characters.

    While Sweden and Finland are quite common, the rest of the Nordics are rare, so I doubt we’ll see them in season three…or, at least, more toward the end. There was a survey on what characters should appear in volume three and such. The Nordics are quite the Ensemble Darkhorses. I hope to see more of them.

    Prussia appears quite a lot, just in the ones with more of a story.

    Chibitalia fans are us scary pedophiles.

    Considering how they gave the Italies, who both sleeps naked, tanks, so, um, yeah…France was the one who took over the Christmas Rampage. While you don’t see anything, that event is considered NSFW.

    Sorry I felt like being an APH smartass and clarifying some things I should sleep now.

  15. heyheyho
    Posted March 14, 2010 at 5:04 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, but not at the

    What a pity. That special is one of main reasons I love France so much.

  16. luffyluffy
    Posted March 14, 2010 at 6:01 pm | Permalink

    The Chibitalia strips themselves are annoying, but the CHARACTER himself is adorable.

  17. fable
    Posted March 14, 2010 at 7:59 pm | Permalink

    @Scamp: Cuba’s quite the popular vacation destination for Canadians. My grandmother, my cousin and my aunt are there right now.

    Also, they’ve censored nudity before in this show. It also seems they’ve cut out BL-ish hints in the past and such. Studio DEEN is often confusing and I don’t think they even know what they want to do with this show half the time.

  18. anonymoose
    Posted March 14, 2010 at 11:45 pm | Permalink

    For all you idiot fucking fangirls that like Chibishithead, stay off of this blog and stop commenting if you don’t like the truth being told about your pedo dreambait. Scamp’s right, the creator cares nothing about true stories or humor and insists on shitting up stories with this monstrosity.

    The only way I want Chibinauseafuel to appear again is if he’s raped by Prussia and winds up shitting and vomiting up all his internal organs. Or better yet, land a missile on both of those little creeps and blow them to the hell where they belong. Maybe we’ll get lucky and the two of those fucktards will be used as speed bumps for a truck, or they’ll be fed to sharks.

    Moe has no place in Hetalia, too bad the fujoshis don’t think so.

  19. Posted March 15, 2010 at 1:59 pm | Permalink

    Whoa at last comment… you do know that the hetalia stuff is still mostly powered by fangirls right?

    Anyways, shows how many episodics I read, I didn’t even realize you hate HRE x Chibitalia. We can’t be friends anymore! D:

    Sadly, I think Chibitalia also finished, or at least all the good parts ;-;

  20. Posted March 15, 2010 at 4:14 pm | Permalink

    Was that a troll? wwwwww But Iceland is so moe (I’m just biased)! And Hungary is a fujoshi!

    Flip no, we haven’t seen the best part of Chibitalia yet! (Aka Chibitalia kicking Turkey’s ass.)

  21. Posted March 15, 2010 at 6:53 pm | Permalink

    Whoa, wasn’t expecting Hetalia 52 to be out until next week – caught me by surprise.


    Prussia is, to put it bluntly, the asshole character of Hetalia. A lot of animes have an asshole character that everyone secretly or not so secretly loves, and Prussia is it for APH. He’s also cute, so of course we fangirls are on him like white on rice. ;) Also, I think I read somewhere that Himaruya is fascinated by the fact that Canadians can travel to Cuba but Americans can’t (since our government still officially doesn’t recognize Cuba’s Communist government), so that explains that situation…

    And you can rest easy about your favorite shotacon pair… I think that’s probably going to be the end of Chibitalia. Still hoping though for a big reveal that HRE = Germany. That would simply be huge. :)

  22. ksfwolfe
    Posted March 15, 2010 at 8:12 pm | Permalink

    It’s probably a good thing that Germany totally forgot that he was HRE, because if he ever remembered, all the un-Germany embarrassing-moment memories would overcome him, and in a fit of honor and lost pride, he would pull out his Walther and-

    Okay. I’ve said enough.

    Tho maybe it’s a Luger…*slaps face* SNAP OUT OF IT.

    Anyone wanting to see more Cuba? Cuz I do 8D

    @janette: You’ve hit the nail on the head there. Prussia=Chuck Norris. WHY DID I NEVER SEE THIS BEFORE!?

  23. Scamp
    Posted March 15, 2010 at 9:46 pm | Permalink


    They did show France and his attempts at reviving the glories of the ancient Olympic Games. Although I’m not sure why I’m asking for more nakedness in Hetalia, except maybe from Ukraine or something.


    They’ve generally been pretty good at keeping away from any obvious BL scenes (not counting baby BL chibi love), which I personally have no complaints about, but obviously I’m the minority in that area


    Yeah, rape and pillage! Curse you to heck you chibitalia scum you! I would gladly rup off your head and feed you to Detroit Metal City to use in their next music video! Kill Kill Kill Chibitalia! MURDER RAPE AND BELLYBUTTONS!!!


    You didn’t know I hated HRE? Lesson here: Lurk Moar

    @Jan Suzukawa

    Ah, that explains the Cuba thing! Hmm, I can’t help shake the feeling they could have done that better though, such as have America run away from Cuba or something. It wasn’t the best phrased joke in the world


    Knowing that HRE is Germany sorta ruins my image of Germany being a true manly man. Thanks to that, think France takes him over as my favourite character in the series

  24. luffyluffy
    Posted March 16, 2010 at 12:45 am | Permalink

    But HRE is adorable :I I just wanna lock him in a closet..

  25. Humanity_Cat
    Posted March 16, 2010 at 1:21 am | Permalink

    It’s not comfirmed that HRE is Germany, but it is definitely speculated.

    I think Prussia’s okay….He kind of interfers with my Austria, though….*sniff*

    And ksfwolfe, you were on the right track…XP

  26. Posted March 16, 2010 at 1:46 am | Permalink

    Basically, the Christmas Rampage was France trying to get everyone to strip. The closest we get to a girl stripping would be an image of France holding Seychelles in her underwear and Noto, a very believable crossdresser from his other series giving up on trying to strip the people in the mansion because they were already stripped for some reason so he was like, “Fuck this! ;_;”

    I want a beach episode with girls so bad. ;~; That would probably be an ass to animate Ukraine’s oppai since DEEN are frickin’ amateurs compared to Gainax, but sfjadfkgsfdlxcghnvbv. I’d like to see Liechtenstein comparing sizes and ranking them then emoing in the corner about it. And Hungary’s boobs are nice, reeeeeaaal nice. In Noto-sama no. 5, a game Himaruya made in a series of Noto sexually harassing characters from the Kitayume. universe, they travel to World H Academy. One of the options was that his servant Yamato (main character of other series) wanted to see some girl’s boobs, so we get a good, long view(s) of Hungary changing.
    Even Himaruya thinks it’s too NSFW. Noto-sama 1-5 are all deleted along with the Noto strips that went with them. There’s nothing to see in no. 6 so far, we’re still waiting for the patch which will probably be released after 50 years DDDDDDDDDDD.

    France made Deutsch wear kitty meido when he took over April Fools 200(7, I think). :V

  27. heyheyho
    Posted March 16, 2010 at 5:00 pm | Permalink

    “Moe has no place in Hetalia, too bad the fujoshis don’t think so.”

    Brb, loling forever.

    Have you EVER seen the manga…

  28. Elysium
    Posted March 17, 2010 at 7:03 am | Permalink

    Moe has no place in Hetalia, too bad the fujoshis don’t think so.

    … you do realize that the manga itself is quite moe-ish?

  29. Posted March 20, 2010 at 10:50 pm | Permalink

    eww chibitalia ruined a lot of this for me ;( and lol @ troll post.

    hmm…im looking forward to seeing new characters. cuba seems like an amusing character and to be honest, im kinda getting bored with the reused situations and skits D: more characters and ridiculous-ness please~

  30. Anonymoose
    Posted March 21, 2010 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    LOL, calling me a troll. Nice.

    No, I was dead serious. And don’t mind the anon meme, they’re all a bunch of cunts that need sunlight. They get off to that kind of shota garbage all the time, fandom_secrets hates them for it. Fangirls really do need to respect the men in this fandom and know their place. They like their shit moeblobs, we like the actual humor and history.

    Peace out.

  31. Posted March 22, 2010 at 7:32 am | Permalink

    LMAO im literally laughing. wow.

    …i can’t even comment. that would ruin the fun.

  32. non
    Posted March 22, 2010 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

    ok lmao you want humour and history, why are you even watching hetalia then. this boggles my mind.

  33. Scamp
    Posted March 23, 2010 at 3:27 pm | Permalink

    Yeah respect the men and get back in the kitchen! Because no men like moeblobs and shit like that!

    oh wait…..

  34. ksfwolfe
    Posted March 24, 2010 at 7:11 pm | Permalink

    The APH fanbase actualy has a crapload of historically based stuff…the best part of Hetalia is that if it’s history, it’s like canon…XD

    Which, when you consider the Franco-Prussian War and the War of 1812, makes me really, really happy.

    Marvel at Francis going after Russia! IT’S A BLOODY MIRACLE.

  35. Leah-san
    Posted April 7, 2010 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    Actually, I’m german. And I can’t remember in ANY swimming pools in Ostfriesland men wearing speedos. I assume that you mean those small, tight, short thingies. The last time I’ve seen one of those would be my holidays in France last year.

  36. Cheshire
    Posted March 14, 2011 at 3:28 pm | Permalink

    Wow, people are actually getting into arguments over a silly little show…..

    Please don’t leave a stupid reply to this. Just please don’t. =)

  37. Posted April 21, 2011 at 6:55 pm | Permalink

    you guys get too worked up over things! its depressing me >.<

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