St.Peter: Ah jeez God, you’re such a nice guy. Giving that humble Irish anime blogger the anime of his dreams. You truly are an all-loving being.
God: What? No I’m not. That anime is going to be rubbish. The writer I chose only wrote one or two episodes of Geass, he won’t be able to produce anything other than a lazy knock-off. Besides, have you seen the crap Noitamina have been producing lately? I can’t wait to see the look on that bloggers face when he sees what he thought would be a jewel encrusted crown turns out to be a pile of rubbish.
St. Peter: Hahahahaha
St.Peter: Hahahaha yeah God that’s kind of a dick move
God: Hmmmm, you could be right Peter. You know, I’ll make it up to the lad. I’ll fix some minds to create the perfect anime for him.
St. Peter: Oh, so you’re going to create that 26 episode TV series by Studio Rikka?
God: Don’t be silly Peter, you know that’s never going to happen. I’ll create a 26 episode over the top thriller/horror anime, except make it come from a place he doesn’t expect. Now, which animation studio will I descend upon…hmmm…
*Some time later, in a office belonging to a small animation studio in Japan*
God: Greetings mortals! I have come to you with a most noble of tasks. You are to cease creating worthless animation projects and work on the greatest piece of television entertainment known to man. I shall bestow upon you vocabulary skills to render Shakespeare speechless, a hand to create artistic works that would make Michelangelo weep, and the story telling capabilities that would make even Kentaro Miura throw down his pen. Are you ready?
Asread staff member 1: durrrr?
God: Ummm, I said, are you ready to make this great anime?
Asread staff member 1: Duh make anime?
God: Yes, make anime. Great anime. Do you understand?
Asread staff member 1: …make more Shuffle?
God: Yes. Wait, I mean-
Asread staff member 1: MAKE MORE SHUFFLE!
God: No, bad man. No more Shuffle
Asread Staff Member 1: *turns to the rest of the room* hey guys, we’re going to make more Shuffle!
Asread Staff Member 2: Wooh Shuffle!
God: No, stop, no please stop
Asread Staff Member 3: MOAR SHUFFLE!
Asread Staff Member 4: om nom nom my shoes are tasty
Asread Staff Member 2: We should make it a recap of the last season. We’ll call it ~Memories of Memories~
God: No don’t do that, please stop-
Asread Staff Member 1: That’s a brilliant idea!
Asread Staff Member 3: MOAR SHUFFLE!!!
Asread Staff Member 4: om nom nom socks
God: Oh dear, this may be harder than I thought…
*Some time later, back in heaven*
St. Peter: So, how did it go?
God: Well, I think I got it. There might be some hiccups though. I used up my ‘budget creation’ power when I made Guilty Crown, so it will lack that. And there may be some down episodes where the main character spends his time getting really embarrassed by his mother. But I think it may have worked…