The two men held Asuna firmly in place on the floor, Reki continued, drool running in rivulets from his mouth as his fingers banged inelegantly on the keyboard. The thin one had her pinned to the floor, and the computer terminal that held her only means of escape sat open and unused, the logout button […]
Category Archives: Hopefully Humorous
Kazuma wakes up. Kazuma gets out of bed. Kazuma realises that he has gotten out of the wrong side of the bed. This makes Kazuma angry. Kazuma punches wall.
For the third year running, The Cart Driver is up for the Irish Blog Awards. The first year I was a finalist in the Best Blog by a Youth, but lost the final because the mother of the winner bribed the judges with cake and pasties (this has not been verified). The second year I […]
He might have been asking for something else when he requested a “fisting.” Once upon a time, there was a woman who came from the heavens above. “Lo,” this all-powerful goddess said to her minions. “I decree that you shall each watch an episode of the second season of Horizon on the Middle of Nowhere […]
It appears that many people out there find rating systems complicated. Either they feel the need to explain precisely what each score means, or they fail to understand why people would use such a rating system in the first place. Why do you attach arbitrary numbers to what you watch? Some explanations of rating systems […]
BREAD MUTHA FOOKIN BREAD LIKE WOOOOOAAAAAHHH MAN, IT’S BREAD Sorry, but when I reach the end of first impression posts, my brain starts to melt out of my ears as I struggle to come up with something new to say. Especially when it comes to something as utterly banal as BREAD: THE ANIMATION.
St.Peter: Ah jeez God, you’re such a nice guy. Giving that humble Irish anime blogger the anime of his dreams. You truly are an all-loving being. God: What? No I’m not. That anime is going to be rubbish. The writer I chose only wrote one or two episodes of Geass, he won’t be able to […]
Noitamina, the popular late night programming block dedicated to hosting anime aimed towards a demographic outside the usual young adult male group, have announced their anime for the winter season of 2012: Ore no Kawaii Okaa-san and Magical♥TrapChu.