Get it? Because they’re skeletons, and Eren was on fire at some point? Sorry, it was either that or the picture of the little girl, and I’m not degenerate enough to mock a crying little girl when there are also titan skeletons in a compromising position. Ends justifying means is the one thing that Titan […]
Category Archives: Shingeki no Kyojin
Everything in this episode pales before the sheer fortitude of this cat apathetically sitting through Annie’s rampage. Eren biting himself raw is well and good, and Mikasa’s possessiveness over Eren is reaching new, terrifying heights, but who’s the real monster? It’s that fucking cat, sitting completely still through a shower of blood like this is […]
This image is actually emblematic of how things work at The Cart Driver: The titan represents looming deadlines, Shinmaru and I are shown here holding them off, and Scamp just rests in the back under a blood-soaked sheet, presumably mocking us while sneakily eating Lucky Charms drenched in whiskey, as the Irish are wont to […]
For the past few episodes, I’ve kind of been of the mind that the series just seems intent on creating unnecessary layers of inner struggle for Eren to cut through, so it won’t have to focus on anyone else. It feels like a missed opportunity when Mikasa’s psychotic protectiveness toward Eren could use some delving […]
Shingeki no Kyojin is guilty of eliciting a particular reaction from me nearly every episode, and I don’t just mean the urge to make up shitty puns to go along with the action. Once it reaches the credits, the realization hits that fuck all actually happened. The pacing doesn’t match the actual content being displayed. […]
Female Titan, you never fail to provide ample material for potent screenshot/pun combos. I’d kiss you, but I have a feeling it’d be like kissing raw meat that wants me dead.
There’s little in life scarier than being trapped on the edge of the forest, angry bears pawing at the tree that you’re stuck in waiting for you to get down. Except in this case, instead of a pissed off bear, it’s several remorseless killing machines. It’s at moments like this, when highly-trained soldiers are at […]