Haha, I predicted the ending without realizing it! I’m pretty much a genius. Also lol all you cheeky folks having a chuckle at my choice of title a couple of episodes ago. I’m glad you all resisted the urge to be a spoiler monkey. Salute! Man, that’s a hell of a way to go out, [...]
No, I can’t even pretend to be coherent when choosing post titles anymore. Also, it was a tough choice among this, Joseph telling Cars he’s going to bury him in a volcano, EVIL SQUIRREL and JET PIRANHAS as the lead screenshot. This made me cheer the most, though, so there you go. As a quick [...]
Let’s all just sit and stare at this for a few minutes before I actually get into this post. Don’t worry, I’ll wait for you. No rush. And … time! That was fun. Once again, good on sataniel for making this happen. Top work!
Cars, you are such a bastard, but god damn it, you’re rocking a fabulous mane. Look at that thing! Of all the Pillar Men, he definitely looks the most like an ’80s rocker. In a way, I have to respect what Cars does in this episode, even as it makes me mad and shake my [...]
Some of you all hyped this chariot battle between Joseph and Wham, and though I like to keep my expectations at a reasonable level, I couldn’t help but look forward to this fight. Suffice to say, I did not experience much disappointment (and basically all of my disappointment as usual springs from the show’s animation [...]
Of all the great things Lisa Lisa does in this episode, by far the most impressive is wearing sunglasses indoors and actually looking cool instead of like a total asshole. She is a rare breed that Lisa Lisa. (Also, I’m sure that aside from looking cool, her sunglasses are a negotiation aid — much easier [...]
Jesus Christ, where do I start?! Guess I’ll go with the non-spoilery part: Holy fuckballs, that fight between Wham and Caesar is fantastic! And not just in the normal JoJo way of crazy powers and outwitting one another. The animators really bring the goods here; unless I’m forgetting something (which is, of course, possible), this [...]
The group I watched this with was like, “WHOA WHAT THE FUCK” when Cars launched into crazy laughter. In a way, it’s more unnerving than ACDC’s crying fit, because up to this point Cars has been mostly stoic and focused on his goals. Now, though, he’s kind of excited about battling ol’ Joseph. One random [...]