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12 Day of Anime #1: Toothbrush

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You all knew it was coming eventually.

And lo’, exclaimed the Ragi of the many Ar’s, I have brought forth the device to inspect and excavate beyond the veil of thine lips. But nay, my dear audience, did the kin of the Ragi of the many Ar’s truly comprehend the satanic ritual that had been invoked once this fiend had grasped the bristled rod. For deep in the passage of time, Ragi of the many Ar’s did thus travel to the abode of one mystic sage. Covered in nothing more than ink and papyrus, this shaman did teach Ragi of the many Ar’s a most fiendish of tricks. Should he brandish a stick and place it between a mortal’s gums, they shall be rendered as helpless as a sleeping kitten.

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As his kin did lay upon his feathered sheets and bared her fangs, the maiden did have faith in her brother. It was here, my rapt audience, that the Ragi of the many Ar’s was deceived. In his hubris he did believe that he could control this arcane power. Wielding the instrument of cleanliness as a conductor would wield his baton, he did dive beyond her lips and into her core. As the quills of his weapon did caress the molars of this fairest of damsels, she writhed in beautiful agony. As the sensation exploded like an Itano Circus of hygiene, she did contort her being in painful ecstasy. It was here, my entourage of absorbed onlookers, that the Ragi of the many Ar’s did falter.

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The central conceit of this curse was thine mouth is the portal to thy soul. If one may control this orifice, they henceforth have mastery of the being itself. But alas, for mastery of the soul is the darkest and foulest of magicks, of which only the most experienced of sages may dare experiment with. The Ragi of the Many Ar’s doth not posses nay more than a novice knowledges of such acts. Thine body could nay control the spill of the oldest of magicks, and thusly was he too overcome with simultaneous delirium. A hasty withdrawal was demanded by his brain, but alas for his digits did not cease their control over the brush. His limbs disobeyed the commands of his mind.

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And thus he was lost. Thine mind left to wander the aether, led astray through sheer euphoria. To the heavens their minds did ascend, leaving behind their feeble chassis. Their minds had fused, soaring towards rapture amongst a sea of lights. The gods did shake their fists at their insolence, but they paid no heed to such petty squablings of minor creatures. For now there was nothing more than the rhapsody of scrubbed teeth.

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  1. Fumoffu!!
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 12:18 pm | Permalink

    I remember shortly after I saw that scene, whilst heading off to brush my own teeth I saw my own “imouto” brushing her teeth in the bathroom, she turned and eye contact was made.

    The inevitable thought came and my soul screamed, I suddenly clutched my head and grimaced, surprising said imouto. It still haunts me to this day.

    Merry Christmas.

    • Scamp
      Posted December 25, 2012 at 4:43 pm | Permalink

      My sister is sitting next to me as I type this.

      So I won’t say anymore

  2. Karry
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 3:01 pm | Permalink

    And so the countdown ends. You really do have questionable tastes.

    • Posted December 25, 2012 at 3:24 pm | Permalink

      I love you, Karry. Never change. Merry Christmas!

  3. Posted December 25, 2012 at 3:07 pm | Permalink

    Happy Christmas, everyone! ^___^

    • Scamp
      Posted December 25, 2012 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

      And a merry Christmas to you too

  4. shengar
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

    Although I never like (implied that one) incest, the toothbrushing scene is indeed epic and its ramp up even further by this post.

    Anyway, Merry Christmas ^.^

  5. Posted December 25, 2012 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    I can’t handle all this SODEEP, Scamp.

    Merry Christmas, though.

    • Scamp
      Posted December 25, 2012 at 4:49 pm | Permalink

      I and the deepest

  6. shytende
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 5:45 pm | Permalink

    Merry Christmas all.
    Don’t forget to brush your tooth after eating !

    • Scamp
      Posted December 25, 2012 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

      Or get someone else to brush them. Preferably a sibling

    • Shengar
      Posted December 26, 2012 at 11:07 am | Permalink

      So cousins are legit too, right?

  7. Posted December 26, 2012 at 4:44 am | Permalink

    Little known fact: That last screenshot is actually what the Three Magi saw in the sky above a particular inn on Christmas over two-thousand years ago.

    • Scamp
      Posted December 26, 2012 at 9:53 am | Permalink

      If I ever see that in the sky, I’ll know that the Mayans were right all alojg

  8. gw_kimmy
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 5:39 am | Permalink

    as im reading this im remembering that i just brushed my teeth while my mom watched. with an electric toothbrush.

    thanks -_-

    • Scamp
      Posted December 26, 2012 at 9:54 am | Permalink


  9. Posted December 26, 2012 at 12:15 pm | Permalink

    Pretty sure that Orihime and Hikoboshi first met when Hikoboshi brushed her teeth. Look it up.

  10. Shadow
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 7:08 pm | Permalink

    this scene was ruined in my mind once i realized my sister also watched this series. Even now when i remember it i can no longer enjoy it, goddammit!!

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